TSA Agents are Retarded: Post Child Porn on Facebook
Meet Tom Gordon, Jr. He’s a TSA agent who enjoyed patting down little kids at airports has now been suspended
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Tranny in McDonald’s Beatdown
A dude who dresses full time as a woman went to a Baltimore McDonald’s to pee in the women’s room.
Read MoreDCA is a Scarier Airport Now
If the wind is coming from the south, passengers on jets landing at the Reagan National Airport in Washington DC,
Read MoreElizabeth Taylor is now BFF With Michael Jackson in Hell
A fat washed up actress kicked the can today so she could be with Michael Jackson riding his luck dragon.
Read MoreKnut is Kaput
Knut the polar bear, beloved by the Germans, and once featured in Vanity Fair being cuddled by Leonardo DiCaprio, choked
Read MoreReason 937 to HomeSchool: Anatomy Teacher Won’t Give Alcohol to Your Kid Bang Him at the Park
Meet Carrie Shafer, soon-to-be-divorced anatomy teacher from duPont manual HighSchool in Louisville KY. She was busted by cops screwing a
Read MoreRemember When Rappers Died in Glorious Gun Battles?
Now rappers are dying because they forget to take their cholesterol and blood pressure medication. At least they are keepin’
Read MoreJames O’Keefe Continues Rocking the Establishment
Remember when “speaking truth to power” was a cloying liberal catchphrase that stupid libs used to salve their conscience and
Read MoreWhere Charlie Sheen Gets Tigerblood
And apparently its full of sugar, which may explain his manic behavior lately. The image above is from Seth Patrick,
Read MoreJPL Hippies Won’t Submit to Drug Testing; Crash Global Warming Satellite
In yet another long line of correct predictions, I was proven correct that the United States Supreme Court would uphold
Read MoreHeart Attack Grill Diet Claims First Awesome Victim
Blair River, the 575 pound spokesman for the “Heart Attack Grill” has bit the dust. No, it wasn’t a heart
Read MoreOhio Democrat Senator Calls Black Tea Party Member ‘Buckwheat’
If you are a Democrat, it is perfectly fine to call your black constituents who disagree with your policies “Buckwheat.”
Read MoreHouse Defunds Obama’s Czars
Republicans are going to add to the huge unemployment numbers by firing the czars who work for Obama. I guess
Read MoreDumbest Congressman Recuses Self from Politics
A married Republican Congressman from New York snapped a photo of himself shirtless and sent it to a Craigslist whore,
Read MoreReason 22 to HomeSchool: Aspiring Principal Won’t Bang Your 16 Year-Old in a Car
Meet Courtney Bowles. She used to teach at Mountain View High School in Loveland Colorado, and her specialty, if you
Read MoreReason 15 to HomeSchool- Jabba the Slut Won’t Scissor Your 13 Year Old Daughter
Every Dad’s nightmare is to find our your wildly underage daughter is sexually active. It is a new depth of
Read MoreAye Carumba! Tortillas Now With Real Latin Flavor
Some dumbass dropped his cellphone into the tortilla mixer at the tortilla plant in Brooklyn. Instead of just letting it
Read MoreAwesome Termination Doc
Back when I worked in the Pizza industry I did a quick tour through Domino’s. This was back in the
Read MoreMiddle Aged Head Shop Owner Busted
Meet Gavin Finnerty and his “business co-owner” Alyssa Knowles. Gavin is 42 and a life-long loser who managed to scrape
Read MoreStep One: Repeal DADT. Step Two: Fire Everyone Who Ever Said “Fag”
The Captain of the USS Enterprise made several videos poking fun at gays, lesbians and shipboard jerking off sessions. Now
Read MoreGovernor Paterson Helps Tow Stranded FrontLoader
Governor Paterson helps out in New York City by towing a stranded front loader. Sure he scrapes up a Ford
Read MoreWho Died? Rick James’ Bitch!
Teena Marie, who was the first white woman to break the race barrier in MoTown, was found dead at her
Read MoreAs a Surprise to No One, Honker the Clown Busted for Kiddie Porn
There is no such thing as a good clown. Except for dead, dying or dismembered ones. As further proof, meet
Read MoreGoth Kids Will Have to Shop at Penny’s
Whoops. They are closing a bunch of Hot Topic stores. From the LATimes here: Teen retailer Hot Topic Inc., struggling
Read MoreReason 65 to HomeSchool: Fatty Blonde Teacher Won’t Bang Children to Boost Her Self Esteem
Turns out that Megan Baumann was showing pornography to children and sleeping with one other. From WBIR here: Megan Baumann
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