45 Days After Resignation, Steve Jobs Succumbs to Cancer
Sad news about Steve Jobs. I wrote last month that his iPhone battery was permanently disconnected from his USB drive.
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Jamey Rodemeyer Confirms: It Only Gets Better With Suicide
Jamey Rodemeyer became an hero last Monday, killing himself in front of his house because, despite participating in the hilarious
Read MoreOh Solyndra! Don’t You Cry For Me- I Come From California With Solar Panels on My Knee
If you have a bad case of photo-voltaic patella, (solar panel knee) then Obamacare is just the cure you need.
Read MoreIndians Speak With Forked Tongues: Evicting Blacks from the Tribe
The Cherokee nation is going to evict all black folk from their official registries because they aren’t Indians. But this
Read MoreSteve Jobs Has the iCancer
Someone forgot to plug Steve Jobs into the wall outlet. The photo above was from TMZ taken two days after
Read MoreGot Marshmallows for Your Buddhist Roast?
Liberals love the idea of people setting themselves on fire for liberal ideals. Case in point, a buddhist wanted his
Read MoreDammit, There Goes Our Chances for Police Academy 16
Down goes Bubba. From the LATimes Here: Former NFL star and “Police Academy” movie actor Bubba Smith was found dead
Read MoreThis Time Virginia: More Medicaid Fraud Uncovered by Project Veritas
The undercover masters of Obama Disasters from Project Veritas, headed by James O’Keefe, have uncovered another egregious fraudster in civil
Read MoreVehicular Homicide for 300 Dollars, Canadian
The CashCab in Vancouver flattened a pedestrian. Lets hope there is no bonus round. From CBS here: In New York
Read MoreMy Hotdogs Taste Like Raper
Fat guy named “Raper” fell into a hotdog making sausage grinder. And in the newscast about it, his would-be aunt-in-law
Read MoreEvil Hacker Gets Jailtime
Barry Ardolf is probably the internet’s ugliest troll. He used his neighbor’s open wireless connection to attempt to frame him
Read MoreSpitzer Finishes Prematurely
Client Number Nine becomes another victim of this tough economic climate. Plus, his daily routine was cutting into his whorin‘,
Read MoreHope and Change Working Out Well for Teens? Nope.
If you are a teenager and wonder why you can’t get hired, blame Democrats. They jacked up the minimum wage
Read MoreMySpace Being Sold on the Cheap
Rupert Murdock is going to jettison the crummy MySpace acquisition that he bought for almost 600 million bucks for a
Read MoreBreitbart Hijacks Weiner’s Press Conference
I am howling with laughter as I watch Fox News. Scuzzy Democrat Weiner was supposed to give some sort of
Read MoreHooray. “Def-Jam” Poets Keep it Real by Catching Bullets Like Rappers
Who knew that rhyming while angry could get you gunned down like a rapper? So-called ‘poet’ “Da Real One” was
Read More70’s Songwriter Becomes ‘An Hero’
Joseph Brooks was best known for writing “You Light Up My Life,” a horrible pop song in the 70’s; a
Read MoreIgnoble Death
Ignoble Death, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. “Rasslin” as my Dad called it, was a pretty big part of my childhood.
Read MoreFinally, a Rapper Dies in a Drive By Shooting
What?? A rapper gunned down in a drive-by shooting? The hell you say! But its true. Rapper MBone caught just
Read MoreReason 989 to HomeSchool: Schizoid New Age Vegan Teacher Won’t Wander Elementary School Halls Nude
Ol’ Harlan Porter here is an avowed leftist moonbat who believes in New Age Religion and thinks his body should
Read MoreWater Boarding and Water Beds
Twitter has been an amazing utility for me to see, understand, and filter the information flood about Osama Bin Laden’s
Read MoreCelebration at the United States Naval Academy
Class of 2011 whooping it up on the steps of the Commandant. I Believe That We Have Won! It was
Read MoreBeautiful Picture: NY Firemen Get News of OBL Death
From the New York Times.
Read MoreAwesome-est Osama Dead Laden Tweets
Screen cap of a bunch of my favorite tweets from tonight. Lots of lulz!
Read MoreBoom! HeadShot! Osama Gets Capped
Osama Bin Laden is dead. There are loads of conflicting reports that he was killed in an airstrike, but much
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