We are 4 Days Away From Empty Pumps
This past week, the Colonial Pipeline, which serves gasoline from Texas to New York, disconnected itself when it was ravaged
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Peak 2018: Neckbearded Vape Shop Clerk Loses Mind over Trump Shirt
The hatred some people have for Trump has really turned into a mental disorder. The video below shows two guys
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Took a While, But Roseanne is Still Crazy
Roseanne Barr is still batshit crazy. Everyone was surprised when she came out as an avid Trump supporter, but I
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Huma Abedin No Loner Eating Shit Sandwiches For Reals!
Huma Abedin has broken with the standard Democrat Wife trend of standing by her man and eating giant shit sandwiches
Read MoreTrump Fired Comey
The democrats who were so upset that Comey had interfered with the election of Hillary Clinton and demanded that Obama
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Journalists Go Ballistic Over New Skype Format for Press Secretary
Once upon a time if you worked your ass off in journalism, spoke “truth to power” and made a name
Read MorePacketsled CEO Threatens to Assassinate Trump
If you ever thought you had to be smart to be a CEO of a cybersecurity startup, you were wrong.
Read MoreThe Tears of a Failure
The Clinton machine is now gone. All those foreign countries and companies that donated to the Clinton Foundation in order
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GrubHub Dun Goofed!
Yes the election was contentious, but people need to learn how to separate their emotions from business. The stupid CEO
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The Complete Destruction of Blockbuster
This video does a great job talking about the rise and fall of Blockbuster Video from thousands of stores to
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Security Bigmouth Gets Fired From Own Company
When you work for someone or form a business with others and then go around wildly claiming that you can
Read MoreChild Pr0n Lover Jared from Subway
Jared Fogle was a pervert who trafficked in Child Pr0n and had sex with underage prostitutes. This is the worst
Read MoreReason 141 to HomeSchool: Christian Private School Teachers Get Horny Too
Meet Amber Anderson. She is just 27, but looks 34. After working hard in college, she got a job as
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Gay TSA Agents Fondle Travelers
TSA agents in Denver conspired together to allow a gay TSA agent to fondle whomever he thought was sexy. Some
Read MoreChick-Fil-A Hater Now On Foodstamps
Remember Adam Smith? He used to be the Chief Financial Officer of Vante, a corporation in the Tucson area. He
Read MoreThat SOC Guy I Got Fired
When I was a cyber security consultant for a previous job, I had to travel to Connecticut to work for
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Rapper Big Paybacc Shot in McDonald’s Walk-by
What? A fat Rapper got shot in a walkby at a McDonalds while he was stuffing his face with McRibs?
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The Reality of Saint Michael Brown
Thugs gonna thug.
Read MoreChinese Student Came and Went
A Chinese student died spanking it to porn at a sperm bank. From the DailyMail here: A Chinese medical student
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Freaky Gargoyle Accident
This is sad. A woman in Chicago was walking by a church in her neighborhood when a gargoyle jumped off
Read MoreThere Once Was a Man From Nantucket Who Took a Challenge With an Ice Bucket
The Ice Bucket challenge going viral in society is pretty ridiculous. No, I won’t participate in it. This man from
Read MoreThe Liberal Sainthood of Robin Williams
Robin Williams was not a happy man, as is obvious by his decision to swing by a belt until Mr.
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BONK! Giraffes and Overpasses Don’t Mix
I knew I could rely on the Taiwanese Animators to give me a great animated version of this story.
Read MoreAmerican Indian Chokes to Death on Hotdog
I don’t know if Walter Eagle Tail is an aboriginal American, and not that it really matters, except for the
Read MoreManuel Aribe Croaked; Leaves Behind Fortune in Cheetos Powder
The world’s fattest and worthless human has finally died, but he left behind a virtual fortune in Cheetos Powder that
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