Witches Slay Family on Blue Moon?
There is some crazy stuff that happens in Florida. The latest crazy took place in Pensacola when a Sheriff’s Department
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Indigenous People Burning Witches Like a Pro
Those poverty stricken indigenous people of Paraguay, Mbya Guarani, have a lovely culture that includes dirt farming and burning witches.
Read MoreYou Burn Witches- Not Hammer Them
Carlos Amarillo was convinced that his girlfriend and her daughter had cast voodoo spells on him, so naturally, he murdered
Read MoreIndian Villagers Doing It Wrong: BURN Witches, AXE Zombies
I don’t know much about life in India. But in rural India, in a little town called Gumla, they still
Read MoreAwesome Halloween Light Show Set to SAIL
So the whacky tacky houses aren’t settling for just a Christmas light show. They are also getting in on for
Read MoreBoy, Those Brown People Sure Can Torch a Witch!
Blessed Be! At least one culture in the world still knows what to do when they encounter a witch- The
Read MoreTravelling Light? How About 200 Pounds of Caterpillars?
An African man made it from his native country of Burkina Faso, through the airport in Istanbul and finally all
Read MoreBrown People Still Burning Witches, Blessed Be!
In Paupa New Guinea, aboriginal people still believe in sorcery. And as any good culture believes, you mainly deal with
Read MoreRolling My Eyes: Adam Lanza was Devil Worshipper
Now the latest crazy theory about Sandy Hook killer Adam Lanza is that he had made a website that showed
Read MoreOldest Digital Computer Restored and Working
I love the shots of the XOR and NOR function buttons and it is certainly interesting how you can read
Read MoreCrazed Loon Tries to Sacrifice his Son
There are whole religions based on sacrificing your only son- something that Joseph Ramirez, 30, tried to do in San
Read MoreWonder Twin Powers of the Stupid: Form of Wiccan Yoga!
Stretching is not exercise. Sorry. It might make you flexible, but big whoop. If you pay someone to stretch, you
Read MoreBritish African Couple Torture Child to Death to Purge his Witchcraft
There are quite a few people that preach that we should respect other cultures, but most cultures from Africa have
Read MoreCity Union Members Use Witchcraft in Negotiations
A Santeria Birdseed plot has resulted in one non-union idiot being fired and another one in hot water. From the
Read MoreHaitian Culture is Stupid and Deadly
Everything Haitian is steeped in failure. Case in point, a New York illegal immigrant from Haiti set fire to her
Read MoreAlbino Rapage for Curez and Lulz
Tanzanian natives are still butchering Albinos and raping them in order to obtain magical powers, HIV/AIDS cures and bonus lives.
Read MoreSome Women Hate Their Dads- Others Really, Really Hate Their Dads
Nothing screams ‘can’t get a job’ more than a neck or face tattoo. Unless of course, you go all out
Read MoreTaxes are Third Most Painful Substance to Witches
Right behind Fire and Water. In Romania, the government is cracking down on deadbeats who have jobs but don’t pay
Read MoreHaitians Lynching VooDoo Priests for Spreading Cholera JuJu
Who’s up for some old-fashioned lynching of devil-worshipping heathens!? Well besides me, I guess lots of right-minded Haitians. You see,
Read MoreICE Agents Capture WitchCraft Gear
Some Kooky African guy who was on his way to Maryland ignored all those in-flight announcements and those little cards
Read MoreIts 2010 and Girls are Still Stupid
A ridiculous article appeared in the Lincoln Journal Star showing two stupid little girls freaking out because they got to
Read MoreVillagers Bag Another Witch, Proves They Don’t Float
BelchSpeak offers a heartfelt “Way to go!” to the villagers in Uttar Pradesh for discovering a treacherous witch amongst them
Read MoreWiccan Hoarder Kept 100 Dead Cats in Broken Freezer, Blessed Be!
A disgusting Wisconsin woman, Gabriella Bernabei, and her degenerate boyfriend Robert Grassi, who wouldn’t marry her, had their kids taken
Read MoreAfrican Witches Bringing About Vulture Extinction
Vultures in Africa are quickly being wiped out by “native beliefs.” Those beliefs? If you decapitate a vulture while its
Read MoreThese Guys are MoonBats
I often toss around the term “moonbat” in describing leftists and people who ignore science and embrace foolish childish beliefs
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