Why Do Cherubs Have to Pee So Badly?
Yesterday my wife and I ventured north of Leesburg to the small village of Lucketts, Virginia to visit the totally
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Virginia Prescription Monitoring Database Hacked
So I think it works this way- The state government collects personally identifiable information on everyone who goes to a
Read MoreShocker! Pizza Delivery to Hampton University Goes Badly
When I was young, I had the sad misfortune to deliver pizzas to the so-called “students” that inhabit the campus
Read MoreIs the Time Right for Drive-In Movies?
For the past few years I have talked with friends about what a cool idea it would be to bring
Read MoreSome Critters in the Neighborhood
My wife took a snapshot of this fox sitting in a patch of snow-free grass behind our house. He has
Read MoreTow Truck Drivers are Scumbags
As I have said before, tow truck drivers can be real heroes when helping out stranded motorists. Quite a few
Read MoreDemocrat Jim Moran of Virginia, Pissed Because People Want to Keep Their Wealth
He vows to end the evil tradition of the American way of life that those with wealth feel the entitlement
Read MoreI Voted and Redistributed Cookies
I voted for the candidate that isn’t Jesus- the one whose followers weren’t humping my leg and trying to geesh
Read MorePet Ownership Monumental FAIL
I have never understood why some people keep huge snakes as pets. Perhaps they want other people to think that
Read MoreAwesome Camping Trip: Cartney 3, Raccoons 0
The camping trip at the Shenandoah River was great, despite the problems we encountered with the cabin, the chronic misty
Read MoreLooking Forward to the Weekend
First weekend of fall, and we are going camping.ย I’m bringing ponchos because its gonna be drizzly.ย We are going
Read MoreApplause for Lake Anna Winery’s 2005 Merlot
I had a great gift for Christmas from my brother: enrollment in the wine of the month club for Virginia
Read MoreVirginia Supreme Court- Now Spam is Protected Speech
We have a few morons on the bench here in Virginia. Our Supreme Court Justices are trying to give rights
Read MoreGo See Bottle Shock
This looks like it is going to be a great American movie about the wine tasting in 1976 that shocked
Read MoreFishies Fete On Funky Fetid Foot Flakes
I have written previously about tiny fishes that eat the grody calluses and blisters from the feet of rich spoiled
Read MoreSo How Was YOUR Weekend?
Mine? Awesome. Thanks to my buddy Mike for uploading this to his iPhone gallery. I haven’t pulled the photos off
Read MoreMike Vick, Imprisoned, Must Pay His Creditors With Cigarettes
And his creditors don’t like that. So he went bankrupt. From the AP here: Imprisoned quarterback Michael Vick filed for
Read MoreVienna Virginia is State’s Wussiest Town
Vienna is just two towns over from where I live. All streets in this crowded Washington DC suburb is restricted
Read MoreMarcus Vick Eagerly Following Brother’s Thuglife Footsteps
Virginia already has one Vick brother in lockup. Now its time to get the other one. Marcus Vick was arrested
Read MoreIncredible Hulk Movie Smashes!
I just got back from seeing the Incredible Hulk movie starring Ed Norton and Liv Tyler. It was pretty good,
Read MoreUnexpected Windfall: I Got a Check From the DMV
It seems that the Virginia government had been illegally taxing residents in Northern Virginia under some “Congestion Tax” racket. The
Read MoreWashington Post Discovers That Local SchoolTeachers are Whores
I’ve been saying it all along. First its the filthy MySpace page and then they are tying up your 14
Read MoreHow To: Counter Protest
This protest was spotted at George Mason University in Fairfax, VA during an event put on by Army Recruiters. One
Read MoreReagan National and Gravelly Point
I found an article today that lists the top ten scariest runways in the World. Number three on the list
Read MoreReason 699 to HomeSchool: Social Studies Teacher Won’t Be a Stripper UPDATED: Droelle Still Stripping
Michelle Droelle has spent much more time on the pole than she has as a teacher at Kellam High School
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