Magic Johnson Just Won’t Die of the HIV
My wife is perpetually pissed that Magic Johnson still draws a breath. You really can’t blame her- she lost her
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I can't believe that came from your mouth!
4 Chinese Arrested for Eating Endangered Tortoises
I saw a tweet from WTOP talking about the arrest of 4 people for eating endangered animals. And before I
Read More1-800 Flowers Ruined Valentines Day for Thousands
I used 1-800 Flowers just once. They delivered the bouquet and vase I ordered via DHL, and the vase was
Read MoreBlack History Month: Grammy Award Given to Misogynist
Chris Brown the R&B superstar, mostly famous for beating up Rihanna, was given a grammy because, well if he didn’t
Read MoreDHS Monitoring Twitter; Ejects Chavs From US
Alternate title of this post: When Idiots Converge. Leigh Bryan, a 24 YO doofus from Ireland, and probable chav, tweeted
Read MoreCheerful Dad Blindsided by Terabithia
The movie Bridge to Terabithia is supposed to be a kids movie featuring fantastic creatures and monsters created by childhood
Read MoreEgypt Rejoins the Hell of Africa: Muslims Enraged by Bearded Mickey
Now that Egypt is getting ready to become a backwards Islamic nation, the brains and money that made up the
Read MoreChristmas Ingrates Put to Music
You know, I’m proud to live in a country where there is so little poverty and everyone has a high
Read MoreDarrel Issa is a Congressional Cyber Champion
If you are not following Congressman Darrel Issa on Twitter, you should. He is the undisputed cyber thought leader in
Read MoreRoofing Accident
Roofing Accident, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. This is an old joke, but Mark Price’s response was hilarious.
Read MoreEarthquakes and Rockaway Beach
So I got the whole California experience. Rode out a 4.2 quake in a downtown highrise 26 floors up. So
Read MoreTwitter Allows Everyone to Stereotype
Well, its not Jeff Foxworthy and Redneck jokes. Its ghetto jokes, and everyone is playing today on twitter. Check out
Read MoreAwesome AttackWatch Ad Full of Win
Obama launched a nazi-themed website designed to allow Americans to report any criticism of the dear elected leader to the
Read More7 PM Music: Frentik – “Not a Bitch”
This song is really great on the acoustic guitar, and I love how she takes a phone call in the
Read MoreNow THAT’s Some Golden Tee Golf Coverage Right Thar!
That’s what I’m talking about! Finally, a burb that knows how to blanket its real estate with Golden Tee Golf
Read MoreCasey Anthony Found Not Guilty by Jury Nullification
Actually, I don’t know about why the jury decided not to convict Casey “Orenthal James” Anthony of murder of her
Read MoreGood News Ladies! Former Rep Anthony Weiner is Single Again!
Not only that, he has a whole huge batch of Twitpics that are bursting to erupt onto the twittersphere in
Read MoreRepresentative Weiner’s Weiner- Much ado About a Tiny Weiner
Representative Weiner, a democrat, sent a college student a photograph of his semi-aroused “bigger brain” via twitter. When he was
Read MoreTaiwanese Animators Take on the Live Tweeting of Osama’s Assassination
Some IT consultant was on Twitter talking about how choppers were raiding a neighboring home.
Read MoreAwesome-est Osama Dead Laden Tweets
Screen cap of a bunch of my favorite tweets from tonight. Lots of lulz!
Read MoreTwitter to Flee San Fran to Avoid Punitive Taxes?
Twitter has to pay 1.5% payroll tax for the privilege of keeping their headquarters in the city of San Francisco.
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