Little Girl Wants to Give Teacher a Pony Ride
Saw this on Twitter and I LOL’ed. I wish I had sent a few of my teachers on one way
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Anthony Weiner is a Big Loser
Hey did you hear that the voters in New York City rejected Anthony Weiner? And as he drove away from
Read MoreHasan Cannot Die Soon Enough
Do they still have firing squads for execution in the military? I sure hope so! Hasan, the Ft. Hood shooter,
Read MoreNew Zbot Variant Targets Instagram
A new Zbot variant is creating users and likes on Instagram, and it turns out that likes might just be
Read MoreBoobies in the News
Drudge tweeted a link to a story about a bunch of lactating wenches trying to set a world record for
Read MoreMichael Moore to Split Donut Fortune in Divorce
Fat-assed liberal Michael Moore is getting a divorce. He will likely lose half of his fortune. He had no kids
Read MoreTwo Fascinating Disneyland History Tweets
These appeared in my timeline today and I just had to share. Disneyland in 1955 was way different than today.
Read MoreMike J Nelson Lampoons Woody Allen on Vine
Mike J Nelson is perhaps most famous for his Mystery Science Theater 3000. He is on Twitter now and has
Read MoreBenghazi Reporter’s Computer Hacked- By Govt?
One of the few reporters at CBS who had the stones to challenge the power in Washington by questioning the
Read MoreNathan Fielder Breaks Up Couples
Nathan Fielder asked his Twitter Followers to text their significant other that they haven’t been honest with them and leave
Read MoreNFL Star Pisses on IRS Sign
He pays taxes too. Funny, you don’t hear any complaints about the IRS from the deadbeats who pay no taxes,
Read MoreMaking Moms Crazy: Pranks Send Texts About Drug Deals
Comedian Nathan Fielder struck internet gold when he urged his fans to text their parents about a drug deal and
Read MoreCrowdsourced Internet Sleuths Identify Bombers
Drudge linked to the photos today on Imgur, but when I visited later to blog about this, the photos were
Read MoreOrange County Installs Lifts on Ambulances to Haul Fatties
Why you so fat, Orange County? The number of 600 pound fatties have gone way up, ashad the number of
Read MoreJim Carrey Prefers Children Diseased and Vulnerable to Gun Violence
Actor Jim Carrey, the guy who became famous for literally talking out of his ass in his Ace Ventura movies,
Read MoreSecurity Blogger Brian Krebs was SWATed
Cyber criminals do a lot of things to try to shut someone up. A popular trick is to try to
Read MoreWomen’s History Month Highlights
Who knew there was such a thing as Women’s History month? Not me. But to get in the swing of
Read MoreAnnual Online Flowers Stores Ruining Valentines Day
Last year I posted how Proflowers.com and 1800flowers.com ruined peoples’ Valentines Day. Well its that time again, and there are
Read MoreIdiot Libs Fear Fracking Might Spoil Beer
Arguing with liberals always makes my head hurt because libs ignore science and facts, and completely toss logic out the
Read MoreBrendleWhat Retweets White Kids Wishing for Scholarships
Well it seems these kids are getting an education in college after all. They are learning that white people have
Read MoreRapper Rhymes Badly; Live Tweets Shooting Himself in a Driveby
An hero Seattle Rapper “Freddy E” also known as Frederick Buhl, aged 22, took to twitter to torture his followers
Read MoreProud Gun Owners Show Off Christmas Presents to Chagrin of European Media
Lots of Americans received a really awesome Christmas gift yesterday morning. No, not an iPad, iPhone of XBox- they received
Read MoreBrendleWhat’s Selfish Teenager Tweets
I’ve highlighted @BrendleWhat‘s great ability to farm twitter for things that makes you really hate people, such as spoiled brats
Read MoreObama Spikes the Layoff Football
The disaster that is Obamacare is prompting companies large and small to fire and layoff workers. We knew it was
Read MoreAmazing Old Spice Commercial
Danny Santos’ Tweet told me that this new Old Spice Commercial is now the Winner of the Internets. Via GeeksAreSexy
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