I Like My Ketchup-Covered Crazy KeyWest Homeless Guy With a Side of French Fries
Heh, this blog post title is longer than the story I can quote. But there are indeed a lot of
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Reason Teases DC Metro Over Busted Escalators
As previously noted, the DC Metro employees are 97% black, union operated, and nothing seems to work correctly. Metro used
Read MoreTSA Agents Will Steal Your iPads
Meet Clayton Dovel. He was a TSA agent that was screening checked luggage. When he found iPads in them, he
Read MoreEven the GSA Interns Had Luxury Trips
Being an intern is equivalent to being a modern day slave for the government. You are either working for free
Read MoreTSA Agent in Craigslist Orgy
So what do TSA agents do when they get bored groping people all day long? They go to Craigslist orgies
Read MoreCrappy Metro Service Explained
Washington DC’s Metro system is chronically broken. The trains are dingy, mechanically unsound, and the escalators never seem to work.
Read MoreMetro to Install Suicide Booths
A fifth person since January has suicided themselves under a DC Metro Train, snarling the commute for thousands of Metro
Read MoreTSA Agents Are Retards: Swabbing Handicapped Child’s Hands for PipeBomb Residue
Those Blue-shirted jackboots for the TSA, who have still never prevented a single terrorist plot, detain a family so they
Read MoreTSA Lampooned on SouthPark
Yep, this is the TSA I know and loathe and have to deal with on a semi-monthly basis when I
Read MoreEnigma Machine at RSA Conference
Crypto, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. I got to get a close look at the German Enigma machine at
Read MoreDock of the Bay
Dock of the Bay, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. Taking a break from the noise of the RSA Conference
Read MorePower of Positive Tweeting
I’ve been at the RSA Conference this week out in San Francisco. And yes, there are hobos and smelly homeless
Read MoreHeading Out West But Don’t Know Why
I’m Heading to a Security Conference in San Francisco and am really not looking forward to all the hippie foolishness
Read MoreBlue Door and Coral Walls
Blue Door and Coral Walls, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. We were out for a bike ride on Key
Read MoreFolding a Suit Like a Boss
I saw this over at DuckDuckGrayDuck– and while I don’t normally pack a suit this does indeed look to be
Read MoreTSA Needs Your Help!
No education required!
Read MoreDHS Monitoring Twitter; Ejects Chavs From US
Alternate title of this post: When Idiots Converge. Leigh Bryan, a 24 YO doofus from Ireland, and probable chav, tweeted
Read MoreSpirit of Detroit Statue
Spirit of Detroit, a photo by kaszeta on Flickr. This statue is one of the few cool things to look
Read MoreDetroit River and Belle Island
Detroit River and Belle Island, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. It seems like the prettiest thing in Detroit is
Read MoreHate Crimin’ at the Cheese
A white family was beat up by a black family at a Detroit Area Chuck E Cheese. The violence began
Read MoreSuicide at the Van Dorn Metro
Some woman’s final act in life was to become a major inconvenience to commuters in the DC Metro Area. The
Read MoreChipping with a 3-Wood in Nepal
Haven’t had much success with Golden Tee lately. Mostly, the machines I find are either wonky or I simply can’t
Read MoreEarthquakes and Rockaway Beach
So I got the whole California experience. Rode out a 4.2 quake in a downtown highrise 26 floors up. So
Read MoreSpooky Wine
Spooky Wine, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. All of the vineyards in Napa are decorated for Halloween. This was taken inside
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