DadGum Stealth Mater
DadGum Stealth Mater, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. I’m in DownTown Disney tonight to see MegaMind in 3D. Also gonna check
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6 Iron Chip Shot
Blogging has been light due to travel. But I got out to a local pub last night and recorded this,
Read MoreCool StarWars Travel Posters
Saw this over here at BuzzFeed. Awesome Retro Posters from the Star Wars Universe. Another good one: Be sure to
Read MoreWhite House from the W
White House from the W, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. After our User Conference we held a rooftop reception for the
Read More5 Years Already?
I haven’t posted much this weekend because I have traveled to Hampton Roads to visit my parents. My Dad is
Read MoreGoombahs Live Here
Goombahs Live Here, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. There is a winery near my home called “Quattro Goomba’s” Winery. While looking
Read MoreWe Created the TSA to Protect Us From Terrorists on Planes. Who Can we Get to Protect Us From the TSA?
As I’ve said before, I will say again. TSA employees are retards. They will stop a white boy named Patrick
Read MoreWhat’s Worse Than Sitting Next to a Sweaty Fattie on a Plane?
Maybe sitting next to this guy. He was spotted by a passenger boarding an American Airlines flight in Dallas/FW. CNN
Read MoreToo Lazy or Inept to Cook Your Own Dinner? Then the TSA Wants YOU
This explains so much about where those fat-assed, braindead idiots, who check ID’s and check baggage for too much toothpaste
Read MoreGolden Tee Golf 2011 Preview
As is customary, whenever I am in a new town, I look for a nearby pub that has a Golden
Read MoreBest Way to Quit a Job
The new world’s best way to quit your job now belongs to Steven Slater, a Jet Blue flight attendant. Shortly
Read MoreVideo Narrative of My Trip to England
I keep getting dozens of emails asking how my trip to England was this past week. I keep writing that
Read MoreThe Boom Boom Sticker
I had never been this close to one of these before and seeing the stickers on it made me laugh.
Read MoreI Take Back my Smack Down of Carolina Wines
I Take Back my Smack Down of Carolina Wines, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. One of the more pleasant surprises on
Read More6th Annual Fragile X Poker Run
I leave for the Freebournes Lodge tomorrow to participate in the Fragile X Poker run, and am really looking forward
Read MoreHulk vs IronMan
Hulk vs IronMan, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Flights are a lot less boring now that I can download comic books
Read MoreGhetto Tweets
Ghetto Tweets, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Heading back tonight from a good trip up to New Jersey. For the most
Read MoreCartney Fountain Stomping
Cartney visited the Peninsula Town Center in Hampton. They have a toddler fountain so we stripped the boy down to
Read More4 PM Music: Caspar Babypants – “$9.99”
My kid is now at the age where he likes his own music and has the vocabulary, as well as
Read MoreKailua from Nuuanu Pali Lookout
Kailua, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. As you come down the windward side of the Nuuanu Pali pass on Oahu you
Read MoreNuuanu Pali Lookout
nuuanu, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. I stood on the spot where King Kamehameha shoved hundreds of warriors over these 900
Read MoreBizarre Japanese People
I’m on the island of Oahu and the place is chock full of Japanese tourists. Mostly they are all young
Read MoreTSA Employees are Retards: Tiny Penised People Confiscate Screw Driver Bits
Meet Ronaldo Negrin, the fat TSA worker with a tiny penis. His penis, like most TSA employees, is so tiny
Read MoreTime for Some Backflips
I can’t quite get the boy potty-trained, but he has managed to teach himself how to do a backwards twist
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