Whackjob Alien Abduction Victim In Charge of UK Govt
Simon Parkes works at a small town city council and claims to have been raped and fathered alien babies or
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Drunk Girls Make History!
Yeah, this attention whore in the red dress really knows how bring the house down. Bloody Bride’s nose, the band
Read MoreGeorgia Stowaway Discovered in Moscow
A black man from Georgia stowed away on a jetliner by holding onto the landing gear. That was his last
Read MoreCrazy Liberal Actress Sent Obama Ricin Letters
A crazy liberal actress thought it would be ingenious to kill two birds with one stone- get an insta-divorce and
Read MoreSuicide by iPhone and Subway
Sometimes you just have to let things go. Especially if that thing is your iPhone that you dropped on the
Read MoreBreastMilk Lollipops?
Lollipops with artificial breast milk flavoring is now available for purchase. But the question that remains is why? If a
Read MoreMichael Douglas Claims That Eating a Mountain of Pussy Gave Him Throat Cancer
The headline basically says it all. Here is the story. Douglas, who was a sex addict, claims that eating skanky
Read MoreZero Tolerance Bullies Put Kindergartner in Detention
A tiny Lego gun the size of a quarter landed a 6-year-old in detention. Since adults in the education system
Read MoreKids Show Features Magic Tranny Superhero
In what will be sure to be the Internet’s number one fanfiction heroine, the Hub is launching a superhero kids
Read MoreCuddle Fail: Zookeeper An Heros Self in Tiger Cage
Sarah McClay was a zookeeper who liked to pretend to be a kittie kat, and apparently decided to end it
Read MoreBongs Away!! Amanda Bynes Arrested For Throwing Bong Out HighRise NYC Window
Former Nickelodeon TV star and current Choom Gang hottie Amanda Bynes was arrested by police for drug possession, endangering the
Read MoreCannon-Balling the Downsy Dolphin
Two jackasses in Florida could be facing Federal charges for messing with the downsiest of dolphins, the beloved ass-faced manatee.
Read MoreOccuTards Give Farming a Try
There is a 12 Acre plot of land owned by the University of California. UC wants to sell the land
Read MoreLulzsec Skiddies Get Jail Time
It looks like the lulziest thing that the script-kiddies in Lulzsec will do will be to go to jail. Four
Read MoreMama Always Told Richard Swanson Not To Play Ball In the Street
Richard Swanson quit his job and sold his house and was going to dribble a soccer ball all the way
Read MoreOut: Tattoos of Where Your 9 Kids Were Born. In: Lopping Off Tig Ol’ Bitties
After years of catching kids with a big butterfly net and tattooing their places of origin on her body, Angelina
Read MoreShocker: Dalton Newhouse Fries Himself Shooting Down Electric Lines
Meet Dalton Newhouse. He’s a West Virginia Trailer-dwelling gun nut and loves to shoot anything with feathers or fur. He
Read MoreReason 140 to HomeSchool: Eeeewww- School Counselor Bangs Her Dog
Meet Stephanie Mickles- when she is not counselling school kids on their behavior, she is misbehaving herself by stuffing her
Read MoreCNN Faking the News
Ashleigh Banfield of CNN fakes a satellite hookup to Nancy Grace to discuss the Jody Arias case. But in reality,
Read MoreI’m Lovin’ It! McDonald’s Now Has Product Placement in the News
Three stupid girls somehow managed to get themselves abducted in Cleveland and ended up playing World of Warcraft for ten
Read MoreFormer Model Bloated by Self-Injections
Look at this moon-pie faced Korean woman. She wanted to have eternal beauty so she became a plastic surgery addict.
Read MoreAnother Drunk Chick Falls Off the Party Bus
When I first saw this story I thought I was re-reading an earlier story I wrote about here. But this
Read MoreChristie Squashes a Spider; PETA Has the Sads
Governor Chris Christie had a gaggle of schoolkids in his office when they spotted a spider on his desk. Gov.
Read MoreMore Leftist Lunacy at Duke: Free Sex Changes for Students
Remember when the faculty at Duke accused the Lacrosse team of raping a bat-shit-crazy murdering liar? You would have thought
Read MoreTerrorist Loving Meg Lanker Busted for Threatening to Rape Herself
I’d never heard of ugly, fat, last-name-hyphenated Meg Lanker-Simons until today. But she is a screaming liberal with fantasies of
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