Obamacare Promoted As Whoresurance
Ads created by our taxes are promoting signing up for Obamacare under the premise that sluts can entice men into
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Stupid People
Idiots, morons, and assorted stupidity
Sandra Lertzman, Animal Rights Activist, Was a Crazed Hoarder and Animal Murderer
Meet Sandra Lertzman. She thought no one on the planet could take care of her stupid puppies better than her,
Read MoreTom Cruise Claims Being a Millionaire Actor is as Tough As Fighting War in Afghanistan
Actors spend long hours on the set, and the schedules are often grueling. It’s hard to make 40 million dollars
Read MoreWatch This Training Video for Dealing With Generation Gimme in the Workplace
If you don’t hire millennials, the Chicoms will take over.
Read MoreHealthCare.Gov Uses Dozens of Tracking Files
I was doing some research on a .GOV site that appears to be used by a Zeus beacon- don’t worry,
Read MoreDumbass Copper Thief Loses Finger
Meet Josh Goverman. He tried to steal some copper wire and lost a finger in the process. The Taiwanese animators
Read MoreDerpa Derpa Jihad Boom! Muslim Detonates Self on Empty Beach
This jihadi only had one job. Now he won’t get his 99 virgins. From the BBC here: There has been
Read MoreTaylor Organic Foods is Still Poisoning People
Organic farming seeks to undo hundreds of years of agricultural science and advancements by forgoing pesticides and antibiotics. The results
Read MoreRebecca Sedwick An Heros Self Over AskFM Posts
Rebecca Sedwick was a 12 year old girl with weak parents and an even weaker self esteem. She saw some
Read MorePost Office Destroying Michelle Obama’s Lets Move Stamps
The post office, which at least funds itself, but is also quickly running out of cash, now has to destroy
Read MoreAdvice From a Hoarding Spinster Woman
This is an insipid How-To video about petting a cat. Unfortunately, this broad’s eyes don’t get clawed out, but you
Read MoreLow Information Voters Don’t Know Which Party Obama Leads
These idiots really don’t know which party Obama is affiliated with. Yet these people vote, drive cars, and raise children.
Read MoreAl Gore Calls Climate Change Skeptics Racists; Violent Alcoholics
Listening to a boring white dude who doesn’t understand science and speaks in cliche- I’ve spent 20 minutes picking apart
Read MorePistachio Company Uses A Dictator and a Dick as Spokesmen
Look, who doesn’t love pistachios? They pretty much sell themselves. Why this company decided to hire Dennis Rodman and a
Read MoreObamacare is Awesome
Just check out this hip commercial for all the benefits it brings!
Read MoreEagles in the News
A North Carolina woman stabbed her boyfriend because he kept listening to the Eagles over and over and over again.
Read MoreDangerous Bar and Scary Drinks
Seriously, how could a business allow this kind of thing to go on inside? No wonder this bar looked like
Read MoreStupid Whore Wants New Laws to Prevent Stupid Whore Decisions
Meet Holly Jacobs. Several years ago she acted like a whore and made some porn videos and took photos of
Read MoreDutch Family Forcibly Moved to Cargo Container Housing
I told you that creating homes out of cargo containers was step one for forcible moves of undesirables. In Amsterdam,
Read MoreIdiot Pothead Kills Self in War on Drugs
A pothead created several booby traps around his farm in upstate New York to keep interlopers away from his pot
Read MoreThink Your Union is Tough? Crucify The Bus Drivers!
Paraguay is an impoverished socialist utopia. Despite having everything a socialist could dream of, 8 bus drivers got greedy and
Read MoreKate Gosselin Still Suing Jon
It has been a while since I blogged about Kate Gosselin, who, if you can’t remember, once used her vagina
Read MoreAskFM Continues to Weed Out the Weak
AskFM, a social site popular with tweens, continues to exercise its Darwinian power by weeding out the weak minded so
Read MoreBelieve in ChemTrails? Yeah, You’re Very Retarded
I love to go on twitter and troll ChemTrail beliebers. They think that the water vapor that forms clouds behind
Read MoreLiberals Treat Liberals With Homeopathy
Moonbat liberals believe that home remedies can be real medicine. Like all forms of alternative medicine, Homeopathy just something stupid
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