I Feel the Same Way About Justin Bieber
The little wuss puss got busted for drunken drag racing. Is he dead yet? Dang.
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I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Stupid People
Idiots, morons, and assorted stupidity
Never Help Lesbians Father a Child
David Marotta learned the hard way not to deliver a dixie cup of spooge to lesbians advertising on Craigslist. Now
Read MoreSpiritual Warfare Beliefs Spurred Murderous Exorcism
The two toddlers murdered by Zakieya Latrice Avery and Monifa Denise Sanford may have been a result of a cultish
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Dennis Rodman Checks Into Rehab for Dictator Addiction
Crazed former NBA star Dennis Rodman spent a few weeks getting shitfaced in North Korea. He finally made it back
Read MoreIndian Villagers Doing It Wrong: BURN Witches, AXE Zombies
I don’t know much about life in India. But in rural India, in a little town called Gumla, they still
Read MoreSay Cheese! Cheee-AiYEEEEEEEEE!
Anna Bachman was posing for an epic Facebook snapshot when she slipped and plunged 50 feet to her death right
Read MoreLegal Marijuana is Weeding Out the Stupid From the Gene Pool
What do you call it when someone burns themselves alive in flaming hemp oil from a home cooked attempt at
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Finally! An Online Dating Site for Juggalos
This is a parody, but showing clown-makeup wearing losers chugging Faygo is awfully darned lulzy!
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Dennis Rodman Freaks Out On Live TV
On CNN, Dennis Rodman was questioned about Kenneth Bae, an American citizen held captive in a North Korean prison camp,
Read MoreLife’s A Gas; Don’t Drink It
Brian Taylor loves his petrol.
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Drunk on the Metro
I’m so happy I don’t have to ride DC’s awful Metro anymore. My pals back in VA sent me this
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Taste the Tears of Generation Gimme: No iPhone for Xmas!
The bratty spoiled children of the upcoming generation get so upset when the parents don’t cough of 600 bucks for
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Do Vaccinations Cause Autism?
No, they don’t. But lets pretend for a minute and a half that vaccinations did indeed cause autism in 1
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Maybe the Norkies Will Keep Rodman
Dennis Rodman is back in North Korea palling around with the dictator who recently executed his own family member. What
Read More6 Year Old Suspended for Kissing Girlfriend on the Hand
A first grader has been suspended in Colorado for sexual harassment. The damage the school has done to this child’s
Read MoreYou Got Weed in my Baconator!
Wendy’s has one of the better menus in fast food. Too bad the employees and service sucks so bad. Case
Read MoreDumb Woman Allows Foot Fetishist to Video Her Feet at the Library
Who goes to the library anymore? Most content is available online now, and if you are connected to the net,
Read MoreAttention Whore Artist Knits Her Vaginal Wool
She shoves a skein in her slash and calls it art. Everyone else calls it disgusting. To be fair, this
Read MoreYoko Ono Feels Underappreciated and Blamed for Breaking Up Beatles
Yoko Ono says that all the Beatles fans that blamed her for breaking up the Beatles made her feel like
Read MoreOMG! Martin Luther King Dies in Hit and Run Car Accident
Californians apparently have raisins for brains. Mark Dice trolls idiots to believe that MLK has died after being struck by
Read MoreLesbian Waitress Hate Crimes Herself By Faking Hateful Receipt
Homosexuality is pretty much mainstream in America today. No one cares about what gay couples do. No one pays any
Read MorePothead Princess Drinks Underage and Kills 2 Women
A self absorbed stoner in Florida named Kayla Mendoza tweeted “2 Drunk 2 Care” and then drove the wrong way
Read MoreDon’t Mess With EZPass
A man in Reston VA was commuting to Washington DC nightly and running the toll plaza booths on the Dulles
Read MoreHealthCare.Gov Already Compromised Say Experts
And I’m certain that hackers are living inside that poorly coded site full time. From FoxNews here: Not only is
Read MoreVegan Condoms Exist Despite Distinct Lack of Bangable Vegan Women
Vegans rejoice! Now there are condoms made from organic matter that has never been tested on animals. This will come
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