Crazy Bitch, Thy Name is Kimberly Jernigan
I thought former astronaut Lisa Nowak was the country’s craziest psycho ex-girlfriend. I think there is a new winner for
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Stupid People
Idiots, morons, and assorted stupidity
New Jersey Nerds Dressup as Ninjas; Deliver Ultimatums to Drug Dealers
Two New Jersey kids wore Ninja outfits and loaded up with throwing stars and nunchuks and ventured into the night
Read MorePETA Wants to Kill SeaWorld’s Shamu
InBev bought Anheuser-Busch, and part of that 52 Billion dollar deal included the properties of SeaWorld. Someone at PETA is
Read MoreDarwin Called. He Wants His Kite Back
This is how we thin the herd. We allow stupid people to do stupid things. As Tropical Storm Fay roiled
Read MoreMay The Force Be With the Non-Smokers
The new animated Clone Wars movie opening this week is going to be rated PG, in part because cartoon people
Read MoreMountain Indians in Bolivia Cling to WitchCraft
Its not just the poor Muslims in Africa that believe in animal sacrifice and witchcraft. Bolivia appears to be maggoty
Read MoreNext on Maury: John Edwards’ Paternity Test
John Edwards confessed to hiring a no-talent hack to film his campaign trips for over $114,000 and then reaming her
Read MoreObama Voter Blames Bush for Rainbows in Her Sprinkler
Yeah, the nefarious government is out to get this woman in Northern California. How? By putting chemicals in her ground
Read MoreMcKinnon Exhausts His Appeals. Will be Extradited to USA
Finally, the world’s stupidest hacker will be extradited to the United States to stand trial. In a last ditch effort,
Read MoreAnarchist Girl Tries to Extort Cash From Denver
I wrote previously here about the twisted moonbats in Denver planning to protest the Democrat National Convention who are convinced
Read MoreUnbelieveably, Rapper DMX Jailed for Stealing Medical Services
What?? A rapper jailed for identity theft for lying about his true name in order to dodge medical bills? The
Read MoreWicca Whack! Wasted Witch Tries to Hack Off Own Leg
More proof that Wiccans are morons. Katherine Gunther is 36 but thinks she’s still a 16 year old girl because
Read MoreFire Brigades Rescue Flying Rat
In Plymouth, UK, fire brigades are under heavy criticism for wasting money and endangering the safety of their crew for
Read MoreLeader of Black Race Called Blacks Niggers
Wow Jesse. So if you call blacks niggers, its okay if the rest of us do it now? MediaBistro has
Read MoreHot Wings and Beer: Andy Dick Can’t Handle Them
I was on the floor laughing at the mugshot of douchebag comedian Andy Dick, who was busted outside a Buffalo
Read MoreKidney Stones. Is There Anything Global Warming Can’t Do?
A new stupid study was published by environmentalist kooks claiming that in 40 years, Chicago will become ground zero for
Read MoreCareer Limiting Moves: Nut Cutting
You would have to be living under a rock to have missed Jesse Jackson threatening to cut off Barack Obama’s
Read MoreCrystal Skulls are Frauds. Surprised? Nah.
I had never heard of the whole crystal skull mythology until the latest Indiana Jones movie came out. And leading
Read MoreDemocrats and Dog Cage Rape. Change You Can Believe In!
Meet the driving force behind Obama’s campaign in Durham, North Carolina: 44 Year Old Diana Palmer. [ad code=2 align=center] 30
Read MoreRosie Compared the View to Prison Rape with a Broomstick
Rosie O’Donnell was the opening act for Cindi Lauper in Vancouver. As Sherrod Brown put it, “Holy Flannel Shirts! Every
Read MoreGore Mansion Using 10 Percent More Power!
Last year, the Prophet of Doom, Al Gore, was busted using 20 more times energy to power his mansion that
Read MoreA Duck, Lizard, Wolf, Cougar, Gray Squirrel and a Border Collie
No, those aren’t the list of animals at the local zoo or nature park. Its the types of Furry Costumes
Read MoreDumbass Coworkers
Im on the distro list at PlxxxCo for lost or stolen corporate assets. Not a day goes by that I
Read MorePregnant With Twins, the Jolies Take the Net Back to Africa
As everyone knows, Ethiopia has the best orphanariums. According to OK! Magazine, Angelina, bursting with Pitt-Spawn twins, was spotted waddling
Read MoreWhen Keepin’ It Real Goes Wrong
Below is a picture of Cameron Sands, taken when his eyes weren’t covered with pennies. Cameron was a gangster wanna-be
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