Do Blacks Think Obama is Bringing Back Welfare?
I don’t know about all blacks, but this one crazy bitch sure does seem to believe that all of her
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Stupid People
Idiots, morons, and assorted stupidity
A Survival Story
Your father was a veteran of the long and brutal Iran/Iraq war, but managed to bring you into the world.
Read MoreWould You Give Up the Nipples?
It has been your lifelong dream to look like a Barbie Doll. You spend a million bucks to alter your
Read MoreThe Cost of Change: 8.3 Percent More Taxes!
Joe “the Gaffe” Biden spilled the beans on Obama’s tax plans today by saying the Obama is going to raise
Read MoreCrystal Magnum Releases Book
Remember the whore who accused the Duke Lacrosse players of raping her, and caused all the racist outrage in Durham,
Read MoreAnnoying Witch Casts a Stalking Spell
Rusty Lee Freeman, also known as the Reverend Rapid Cabot Freeman, is a fat middleaged dork who likes to pretend
Read MorePet Ownership Monumental FAIL
I have never understood why some people keep huge snakes as pets. Perhaps they want other people to think that
Read MoreAlbinos and the Bing Bang Walla Walla Bing Bang
Witchdoctors in African countries are still chopping up albinos. The latest victim is a 10-year-old girl. From SkyNews here: At
Read MoreIf Your Shoes Had Laces
They wouldn’t fly off when you fork the guy wire. He also lost his hat and his headphones. And that
Read MoreCounting with Joe Biden
Don’t look for Joe Biden to be going on Sesame Street anytime soon. The Count would put a muppetty foot
Read MoreMy Chinese Donkey Meat Tastes Funny
The Chinese are poisoning the dogfood they make, along with children’s toys and even toothpaste. Bored with poisoning Americans and
Read MoreEco-religionist Porn
If you are a global warming zealot, get out your beach blanket, drop your pants and grab the lotion and
Read MoreStupid Hollywood Whore Loses Custody of Child
Sharon Stone, who treats her foreign adopted children like Paris Hilton treats chihuahuas, has lost custody of Roan, one of
Read MoreReason 413 to Homeschool, Updated!
As documented previously, reason 413 to homeschool is to prevent teachers from exposing your child to rabid animals. Now the
Read MoreCops Corral Crazy Cow Crackpot
I don’t know what this lady’s beef was, but she was hoofing around the hood mooing at people and chasing
Read MoreGodless Democrat Children Worship the Obama Messiah
It is an integral part of the human spirit to want to worship something greater than itself. Personally, I have
Read MoreDemocrats Continue to Redefine Patriotism
Joe “The Gaffe” Biden is not satisfied that dissent against the war in Iraq is patriotic. No, now paying higher
Read MoreFailed Mom Fails at ID Theft and Fails at Cheerleading
Some people just refuse to grow up. And while that may work for Peter Pan, refusing to grow up landed
Read MoreKanye Arrested at Airport
Kanye threw a fit at the airport because someone took a picture of the dimunitive rapper. And the fit earned
Read MoreHippie Infestation Ends in Berkeley
Finally, after 21 months, the dirtbags that were blocking the bulldozers in UC Berkeley have been shaken from the trees.
Read MoreLefties Having a Religious Experience
Environmentalism is just a religion for leftist atheists. Humankind longs to worship something, and when you remove God from the
Read MoreWatermelons With Seeds Are Racist
When will black people stop being such whiny babies? A black man is on the brink of winning the Presidency
Read MoreI Told You Welders Were Stupid
I have a whole page dedicated to welders blowing themselves up on the job, becoming dismembered, or flattened by equipment,
Read MoreUnbelievably, Rapper DMX Drops the F-Bomb During His Court Appearance
What?? A rapper curses in front of a Judge while pleading for bail? The hell you say! But its true.
Read MoreMuslim Man Blessed to Death by Crocodile
A Muslim man traveled with his Mom to a shrine to get a blessing by a crocodile. Because crocodiles can
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