Reason 182 to HomeSchool: Your 11 Year Old Won’t Go to Jail for Googling “Lesbian”
This is another case of stupid “zero tolerance” polices run amok. Some boys Googled a common English word that should
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New [GAS] Post: Pirate Bay Sent to Davy Jones’ Locker
The owners of the Pirate Bay torrent site were stunned when they were sent to jail for violating copyright laws.
Read MoreFlirty Fit? WTF?
I saw this commercial on the History channel this morning when I woke up and I was rubbing my eyes
Read MoreReason 820 to HomeSchool: Cockroaches in the Cafeteria Smarter Than the Teachers
More proof that your nine-year-old is smarter than his teacher: Irish schools are pushing for a UK-wide ban on all
Read MoreNo Wonder GM is Going Bankrupt
Behold the latest horrific trend in personalized mobility- the PUMA, or the “Personal Urban Mobility and Accessibility.” It is a
Read MoreGwynneth Paltrow’s Shampoo Makes Her Retarded
Gwynneth Paltrow is a complete nutjob and should be charged with child abuse for the stupid way she is raising
Read MoreTime to Kill the Kittens
Imagine going to work every day, and every hour on the hour, you have to go downstairs and put a
Read MoreCyber-Anarchists Twist Their Panties Over “GhostNet”
Do you want to generate a ton of press over an everyday occurrence and drive attention to your liberal cause?
Read MoreMexican Emo Kids Cry Too Much; Need Federales Protection
This is a hilarious article in Salon about Emo kids being targeted by mean kids who laugh at them. The
Read MoreRodney King Gets New House
I caught Sober House last night on VH-1. Dr. Drew is a little bit of a hero of mine because
Read MoreChinese Welders are Extra Stupid
A crane that collapsed in NYC last year is being blamed on a crummy welding job done by Chinese laborers.
Read MoreWiccan Holistic Whore Crashes Funeral; Smacks Corpse With Wand
This is Nicole Marie Loretta Leonard, a moronic wiccan who tried to apply her majicks to a corpse when she
Read MoreDude Puts Cat Into Pot-Smoke Gas Chamber
Sounds like something from a Beavis and Butthead cartoon. Acea Schomaker is now facing animal cruelty charges for stuffing his
Read MoreTeenager Fired for Complaining About Job on Facebook
Kimberley Swann was fired for posting on her Facebook Page that her job was boring. I guess, in a way,
Read MoreBMX Bicycling Fail: How to “Bunny-Hop” a Crackhead
Anyone over the age of 15 that rides a BMX bike and actively attempts to do any type of stunt
Read MoreBolivian Witch Doctors Sacrifice Llamas
I have written previously about the uneducated foolish people of Bolivia who cling to witchcraft as part of their “cultural
Read MoreWhy are Monkey Owners So Stupid?
Monkey owners usually end up in stories like this. A Connecticut woman who raised a chimp from a baby ignored
Read MoreObama and Julio Down By the School Yard
Another example of how simpletons worship Obama as their Lord and Savior comes in the form of Julio Oseguela. In
Read MoreNigerian Cops Arrest Carjacking Goat
Those Nigerian cops sure know how to do detective work. While chasing a couple of carjackers, one of the suspects
Read MoreBlack Lady Quits Paying Car Payment Because Barack Obama is Now Pres
From Moonbattery and Ace of Spades here. Hey, maybe its worth a try. If you are black, call your bank
Read MoreDumbest Hacker Pretends to Be Autistic to Avoid Extradition
I can’t believe that the world’s dumbest hacker, Gary McKinnon has still not been brought to trial in the United
Read MoreVillage Idiot Loses Family Fortune. All He got Were Magic Beans
John Rempel is the blond doofus crybaby below who spent 150,000 bucks on a Nigerian email scam. He thought a
Read MoreExpensive Old Leather Bag
Here is a leathery worn old bag. And a Louis Vuitton Purse. Best Week Ever says that it is the
Read MoreNigerian Bikers Use Pumpkins Instead of Helmets
From the wonderful makers of the Nigerian 419 scams comes the Pumpin Helmet! Rather than carry around real helmets, motorcyclists
Read MoreOld Ass Wiccan Proclaims US Will Invade Mexico
All wiccans are just too stupid to follow the rules of a real religion, and too poor to join a
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