This Garment is for Those Too Lazy to Get Dressed
Either that or its for guys who really like that feeling of walking around in a damp towel. And anyone
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Stupid People
Idiots, morons, and assorted stupidity
Stupid Woman Eaten by Pet Bear
A Pennsylvania woman pulled a cuddlefail. She stupidly kept a wild black bear as a pet, and tried to clean
Read MoreBelch.Com Congratulates
Michael Jackson for 100 Drug-free Days! Way to go Mike! Sham On!
Read MoreLittle Known Fact: Muslim Girls Can’t Look Up
Little Known Fact: Muslim Girls Can’t Look Up, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Maybe this is true but antiwar propaganda trick
Read MoreNSF Still Jerking It
The pantsless employees of NSF are back in the news. I wrote about them back in January about how employees
Read MoreACORN Files a LOLSuit
The butthurt employees of ACORN who were fired when O’Keefe and Giles produced those hilarious pimp videos showing how ACORN
Read MoreMelvin Blevins Sentenced to 10 Years for Forcing Toddler to Smoke Pot
Well, that and having a ton of pot and enough guns to take over a town. Embedded video from CNN
Read MoreDagger in the Ass
A woman in the UK was robbed at knifepoint. And after the crook took her money, he gave her something
Read MoreCongress to ACORN: GTFO!
The US House of Representatives followed the US Senate and signed a bill that completely defunds ACORN, that loveable group
Read MoreTom Cruise Claims That Sex With Him is Like “Flying”
He claimed this on Jay Leno’s new show. I have flown a lot over the past year. In fact, I
Read MoreROFL: Senate Stepping on Acorn’s Neck
Who’da thunk that if you try to use federal funds to set up brothels for underage illegal aliens that you
Read MoreROFL: Acorn BodyCount Rises- 3 Down in Brooklyn
The dynamic duo of James O’Keefe and Hannah Giles, the undercover film makers who are documenting the criminal activity of
Read MoreMTV Video Music Awards Mean One Thing: Kanye West is a Jackass
At the Video Music Awards, a very common event happened. Again. Tiny rapper Kanye West rushed the stage and got
Read MoreROFL: Two More Acorn Bitches To Go Unemployed
Yesterday I wrote about Acorn Bitch 1 and Acorn Bitch 2, who worked out of the Baltimore Acorn office. Well
Read MoreYou’ve Heard of the “N” Word. And the “C” Word. Get Ready for the “R” Word
Political correctness continues to run amok. Only leftists seek to ban words. From NPR here: “Retarded” used to be a
Read MoreCharlie Sheen Sends “9/11 Was an Inside Job!!11!” Lovenote to Obama
Charlie Sheen has sent a letter to President Obama imploring him to allow him to come over for coffee and
Read MoreSuicidal Hoarders With OMFG Hungry Kitty
I saw this article linked from FARK that details a person living in filthy conditions as a hoarder. The EMS
Read MoreBritain Transfers Murder and Rapist Man to Woman’s Prison Because he Feels “Swishy”
In 2001, an English man murdered his gay lover and went to jail. When he finished that short time behind
Read MoreEco-WhackJob Urinal Forces You To Wash Your Hands Where You Pee
I have said it before, and I will say it again. Eco-worshipping whackjobs are self-loathing copromaniacs who are obsessed with
Read MoreWWF Creates Ad Showing September 11 Attacks
WTF WWF? The World Wildlife Federation has an ad showing dozens of jet liners screaming toward New York City on
Read MoreNew Fresh Islamic Hell: Throw Babies Off of Mosque
Sacrificing animals, deep beliefs in witchcraft, legalized beating of women, and Jew hating aren’t even the worst things that Muslims
Read MoreRyan Jenkins of Megan Wants a Millionaire Hanged Himself
VH-1 has provided lots of entertainment over the past few years with their reality shows. Surreal Life was one of
Read MoreHeard of Cash for Clunkers? Here Comes Dollars for Dildos
I have said it before, and I will say it again. Eco-worshipping whackjobs are self-loathing copromaniacs who are obsessed with
Read MoreNo Duh: 40 Percent of Tweets Just “Babble”
Saw this on Drudge- Someone analyzed a bunch of twitter posts and as a shock to no one, they found
Read MoreThe Tarot Cards Say This Gay Man is Going to Hell
Meet Jamie Cohen. When he isn’t cuddling with his gay boyfriend in Los Angeles, he is out on the Boardwalk
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