BelchSpeak’s Best of 2009
Its that time of year again where I hyperlink back to the best posts of the past year. If you
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Stupid People
Idiots, morons, and assorted stupidity
How Can You Be Sacrilegious in a Fake Religious Ceremony?
More details have emerged in the James Arthur Ray sweat lodge deaths. It seems that when people tried to open
Read MoreLook Who’s Running Security
A fat security guard with a bad wig got “transferred” for sleeping on the job. Her photo was taken while
Read MoreReason 833 to HomeSchool: Your 4 Year Old Boy Won’t Be Suspended for Having Long Hair
4 Year Old Taylor Pugh has been suspended from his PreSchool classes for four weeks now because he has long
Read MoreJapanese Fight Back Against Sea Shepherd
The Japanese are showing those eco-religionist hippies on the Steve Irwin a thing or two. They have dedicated a ship
Read MoreThe Wind-Up Vibrator for Hippie Chicks
What does going green mean to that smelly hippie chick who only showers twice per week (three minutes each!), vegan
Read MoreWelcome to the Internets- Here’s Your Fat Japanese Guy
Yeah, I don’t know what this is either. But is that an epic pile of manga in the corner of
Read MoreTJMaxx Hacker Flaps Arms; Hopes Aspergers Keeps Him Out of Jail
First Gary McKinnon pretended he had the assburgers. Accused of one of the largest cyber breaches against the DoD of
Read MoreEco-Worship Makes Men Weep Like Little Girls
I have been saying for a long time now that Global Warming zealots have merely replaced organized Christianity with worship
Read MoreFreed Lockerbie Bomber is Missing
Remember Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi, the scumbag who blew up Pan Am flight 103, killing all 270 passengers and crew?
Read MoreReason 212 to HomeSchool: Your 2nd Grader Won’t Get Sent to a Psychiatrist to Determine if He is a Threat to the School For Drawing Stick Figure Jesus on the Cross
In Taunton Massachusetts, a second grade class was asked to draw a picture of what Christmas meant to them. One
Read MoreStocking Stuffer for Colored Folk?
The New York Times recently published a list of items you can get for the “Colored” person on your shopping
Read MoreTruant Officer Hassles Private School Kids
This is your tax dollars at work in Washington DC. A truant officer arrests children on the street only to
Read MoreGreat Moments in Decision Making
A florida judge has ordered a makeup artist to cover up the neo-nazi tattoos of a man accused of murdering
Read MoreParamedics Thought Sweat Lodge Was Scene of Mass Suicide
It is shaping up to seem that not only is James Ray culpable for the deaths of four people and
Read MoreDarrell Dunafon And His Shocking Thrill-Seeking
Darrell Dunafon was a dumbass. He was an adrenaline junkie always looking for the next big thrill. What could be
Read MoreFat Bald Gay Stoner Wiccan Busted for Kidz Porn
Meet Darin Steele. 10 years out of High School, this loser still lives in his Mom’s basement smoking copious amounts
Read MoreKid Touching Texan Jailed for Using Twitter
A Texan kid toucher was told by the judge to stay off all social networking sites, including Facebook and Twitter.
Read MoreOh The Global Warming Irony!
In the UK you will get fined 40 pounds if you let your car engine idle, to warm up the
Read MoreGlobal Warming Scientists Vow to Murder Billions if You Don’t Pay More Taxes
The word “hysteria” is used to describe a screaming woman, that shrill cry that comes from severe trauma or fear.
Read MoreRednecks Slaughter Cows. Police and Paranormal Hunters Blame UFO’s
I have mentioned before that with the electronic age, there should be more evidence of UFO’s if they exist. Every
Read MoreArm-Flapping Asspie Finally Getting Extradition
For the past several months, UFO nutjob Fary McKinnon has been fighting extradition to the United States. At first, he
Read MoreSmokers Beware: You Void Your Mac’s Warranty
Want to see something gayer than Adam Lambert’s boy on boy kiss during the American Music Awards? Just walk into
Read MoreZoo Selling Sparkly Reindeer Poop for Christmas
Why a zoo would sell Rudy Poo is beyond me. Thanks to Dan Riehl for this google item: Sparkly reindeer-dung
Read MoreHappy Goat Slaughtering Day From Best Buy!
I doubt you will see a single Best Buy ad that will mention Christmas. But the barbaric ritualistic animal sacrifices
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