Everything Wrong With Liberalism in One Tweet
Washington DC has some of the highest mandated minimum wage in the country, and they banned WalMart from opening a
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Stupid People
Idiots, morons, and assorted stupidity
After Months of Digging, Man Dies Between Rock and a Hard Place
There was a 3-ton rock buried in Paul Comeau Jr’s yard. And it wasn’t paying him no rent or something,
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Pucker Factor Welding and Cutting
Watch these crazy bastards cut stuff off the mast of the John Hancock tower in Chicago. I used to be
Read MoreThere Once Was a Man From Nantucket Who Took a Challenge With an Ice Bucket
The Ice Bucket challenge going viral in society is pretty ridiculous. No, I won’t participate in it. This man from
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TSA Agent Doesn’t Know District of Columbia is in America
No shock to me that the glorified burger flippers that check photo identification at the TSA have no clue that
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Shipping Container Housing Now in DC
Dumbest ideas that come from liberals usually spells disaster for black people. Case in point is the latest “green architecture”
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The Gluten-Free Craze is BS
Gluten is a naturally occurring protein strand. And no, you aren’t sensitive to it. Spoilers!
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Free Marijuana in Berkeley!
The retarded hippies that run the city of Berkeley, who already have legalized pot, now insist that anyone selling pot
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Vegan Mom is Unfit Parent
Meet staunch Obama voter Sarah Anne Markham. This Florida liberal managed to forgo her Obamacare-paid birth control and of course
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Oh Florida! Foot Fetish Cam Whore Busted for Child Porn
Bianca Byndloss, a noted cam whore who specializes in foot fetish acts, was arrested after filming teenage girls engaging in
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Maureen Dowd Thought She’d Died After Eating Pot Candy Bar
Even the liberal Maureen Dowd doesn’t like eating pot candy. She tripped face in Denver after eating too much candy
Read MoreAll Aboard! Baby Rides the Bridal Train
A woman in Tennessee is taking on all haters who criticized her for tying her newborn baby to her bridal
Read MoreOh Florida! First Recorded Case of Squirrel Ass Reported
A Florida man got shot in the ass while he was wearing a squirrel for underwear or something. But now
Read MoreOh Florida! Ghetto Dog Fighting Ring Busted
Cops raided a home a few nights ago in Apopka FL, arresting 26 thug-life idiots who were engaging in animal
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50 Cent’s Worst First Pitch Ever
Famed rap star was keepin’ it real while throwing out the first pitch at a Mets game. He should stick
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Macaulay Culkin’s Horrible New Band
Macaulay Culkin has a new band where he covers the Velvet Underground but changes the words with pizza. And it’s
Read MoreStupid Oregon Teen Wrecks in Tunnel
He was playing the “hold your breath game” trying to get through the tunnel, but he passed out and had
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Another Albino Harvested by Witch Doctors for Potions
They are still murdering albinos in Tanzania to use their body parts for potions and spells. From the Indepentent here:
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Helping the Luddites
Amy Schumer nails what it’s like to help luddite relatives figure the simplest tasks on a computer.
Read MoreOh Florida! Hooker Hides Pot in Her Snizz
Some rich Florida lawyer tried to shortchange his hooker and she called the cops to complain. The cops ended up
Read MoreRapper’s Rod Reattached
Andre Johnson cut off his own wiener in a pot-hazed act of depression, but is happy to report that the
Read MoreFood Safety Confab in Baltimore Pretty Much Guarantees Food Poisoning
Baltimore is a filthy, sick city, filled with slacker workers. If you want proof, just look at what happened with
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Symantec Now Patching Windows XP Flaws
Earlier this month, Microsoft told everyone still too lazy to upgrade their operating system from Windows XP to something built
Read MoreLA Clippers Owner Painted as Racist By Slutty Girlfriend
Donald Sterling owns the LA Clippers. I’d never heard of him before this “scandal” broke where he made somewhat racist
Read MoreStupid Woman Sues Duck Owner for $ Quarter Mil
A stupid liberal woman had the audacity to lose a fight with a neighbor’s pet duck. Now she is suing
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