When Keepin’ It Real Goes Wrong: Dallas Rap Video Turns Into Surprise Gunfight
Police in Dallas are trying to figure out why an attempt to shoot a rap video at a busted-down gas
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Dan Akyroyd Believes in Aliens who are LawBreakers Scared to Be on Earth After 9/11
I keep saying there are no such things as aliens, and no one, despite the massive leaps in information sharing,
Read MoreStupid Tranny Fooled by Psychic- Forfeits $150K, Hummer and Penis
A sexually confused man, former catholic, and full time fool walked into a palm reader’s business to get some “spiritual”
Read MoreRoad Rage, then Air Rage. Ready for Wii Rage?
Some kid flipped his lid and rampaged through his trailer park neighborhood and had to be tasered by cops because
Read MoreReason 626 to HomeSchool: Racist Latino Vice Prinicipal Won’t Make Your Kid Remove US Flag Shirt
Morgan Hill’s Live Oak High School Vice Principal Miguel Rodriguez is a dirty racist. On Cinco De Mayo, he rounded
Read MoreTSA Employees are Retards: Tiny Penised People Confiscate Screw Driver Bits
Meet Ronaldo Negrin, the fat TSA worker with a tiny penis. His penis, like most TSA employees, is so tiny
Read MoreDavid Kernell Verdict
David Kernell, the son of a prominent Tennessee Democrat, hacked into the Yahoo email of Sarah Palin after the press
Read MoreSandra Bullock is Still Stupid
Behold the awesome decision-making prowess of America’s sweetheart actress Sandra Bullock. Not only does she pick really creepy guys she
Read MoreWhat’s a Furniture Store Grand Opening Without Some Gators Eating Bunnies?
You bring your kids to a grand opening of a furniture store that features live gators and then get pissed
Read MoreReason 757 to HomeSchool: Child Not Forced to Remove MedicAlert Bracelet Due to Zero Tolerance Policy
No children in the first grade are allowed to wear any jewelry when they play tag. Not even a medic-alert
Read MorePalin Email Hacker Claims It Was All Just a Joke
The wimpy curly-haired kid of a Tennessee Democrat is facing 50 years in prison for hacking into Sarah Palin’s email
Read MoreGeico Ejects Moonbat Voiceover Guy
Geico fired their voiceover talent who is famous for the phrase “15 minutes and you can save 15% on car
Read MoreHaitians Dead Because Their Women Are Skanky Whores
This explains everything. According to Islam, slutty bitches cause earthquakes. From Breitbart here: A senior Iranian cleric says women who
Read MoreLegends of Loserdom
Guy burns down his house. Well, it was a mobile home. Burned it down when rubbing alcohol caught fire. The
Read MoreMelissa Etheridge Hoping Someone Else Comes to Her Window
Yay! Melissa Etheridge and her latest gay partner whom she somehow had children with have split up! That’s what she
Read MoreBad Parents Let Kids Wander Woods in Diapers
If you are a Mom that has to work the 3rd shift at a convenience store to support your prescription
Read MoreBurka Burka Muhammad Ji-hawwwrkk-gurgle
A stupid Muslim woman got strangled by her own darth vader suit when her burka got wrapped around the axle
Read MoreFAIL: Goddess Circles Wont Help You Get A Man
FAIL: Goddess Circles Wont Help You Get A Man, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. I saw this failtastic flyer on a
Read MoreTake That Black People: Obama to Ban Menthol Cigarettes
Of course, that will only mean that Barack Obama will have all of the delicious menthols for himself! From the
Read MoreFree Vodka at PETA Meetings
PUNXSUTAWNEY is where they have that giant weather prodicting underground rodent and also where PETA meetings end with copious shots
Read MoreArrest the Whole Stoner Family
Cops searching a home for drugs found a video tape showing the 3 year-old-toddler smoking pot from a glass pipe.
Read MoreLOL: Republicans Think Obama is the AntiChrist
I’ve heard about a poll stating that 14% of Americans think Barack Hussein Obama may be the antichrist foretold in
Read MoreLefty Vegans Attack Lefty Anarchist Former Vegan With “IT BURNS” Pie
What we have here is a case of wack-a-doodle on wack-a-doodle crime but overall, society wins. Watch as this lefty
Read MorePsychics Are Pervs
When I was a kid in the 70’s psychics were freakin’ everywhere! On TV, in the newspapers, in the tabloids-
Read MoreOH Noes! The Feds are on Facebook!
Privacy wonks are in a tither because of a powerpoint presentation floating around showing Department of Justice agents how to
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