What’s Worse Than Sitting Next to a Sweaty Fattie on a Plane?
Maybe sitting next to this guy. He was spotted by a passenger boarding an American Airlines flight in Dallas/FW. CNN
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Governor Paterson Expected to Ask Jewish Leader Not to Build Ground Zero Mosque
In the news today, it was announced that Governor Paterson, Democrat of New York, will ask the Imam not to
Read MoreOntario Parents Think WiFi Makes Kids Sick
A group of Ontario parents are blaming the school system’s Wi-Fi networks for making their precious snowflakes sick. And they
Read MoreTila Tequila Pelted with Bottles at Gathering of the Juggalos
Diminutive whore Tila Tequila, who became famous for showing her titties on the Internet, for some reason agreed to perform
Read MoreToo Lazy or Inept to Cook Your Own Dinner? Then the TSA Wants YOU
This explains so much about where those fat-assed, braindead idiots, who check ID’s and check baggage for too much toothpaste
Read MoreSauna Contest Turns Into Bakeoff
Who knew that extreme sports included seeing who could go longest in a sauna? One Russian man allowed himself to
Read MoreLeftists Introduce Poo-Powered Car
I have said it before, and I will say it again. Eco-worshipping whackjobs are self-loathing copromaniacs who are obsessed with
Read MoreReason 224 to Homeschool: Crappy Teachers Won’t throw Themselves Downstairs to Avoid Performance Reviews
Once you are a tenured teacher, you get to sleep with your students and not worry about being fired. But
Read MoreAl Gore Finally Gets to Listen to NWA and WASP Albums
Al Gore, back from having to deal with a new round of sexual assault allegations on a massage worker, allowed
Read MoreCanadian Summer School for Girls: Pole Dancing
I guess if your 9 year old daughter is already having to go through summer school, now would indeed be
Read MoreLooks Like NYC Subways Still Need Bernie Goetz
Bernie, won’t you please help make the subways safe from hip hop riff raff? Only in NYC? Promise you’ll stay
Read MoreGirdle-Faced Meth Addict Robs McDonalds
Sharon Lain, who lost her job at McDonalds as a manager most likely because she was stealing from the till,
Read MoreLocal Oakton High School Grad Jailed for Terrorism
Meet Zack Chesser. He’s a privileged white 20 year old from a wealthy suburb in Virginia. And he is now
Read More“Stop Ignoring Me,” Pleas Generic White Boy
Ah, the extremes people go to in order to get noticed. Attention whores usually just swing around on poles or
Read MoreOf Course You Know, Muslims Don’t Poop Like Normal People
And in England, where they continue to mutate British culture into a state of jihad, they are now installing these
Read MoreRacist Organization Accuses Tea Party of Being Racist
The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, who by definition is a racist organization (duh, its in the
Read MoreTranny Terrorist Torches Trailer
Meet Daniel Carlson. Daniel here was arrested for something and insisted that he be thrown in a prison cell with
Read MoreEcoReligionists Now Have a Way to Flush Themselves Down the Toilet When They Die
For those leftists worried about how big their carbon footprint is, they can now choose a low carbon method of
Read MoreThe Wailing Lohan
Lindsay was sentenced to 90 days in the can for being a drama queen and failing to take the judge
Read MoreHey All the Single Ladies! Last Woman Not Hitched Has to Date THIS Guy
But at least after 20 or 30 years you might get a million bucks when his rich uncle dies. EMBED-Looking
Read MoreG20 Cops Confiscated LARPer Weaponry
Amongst the weaponry confiscated in the runup to the G20 in Toronto was the foam shields and foam sword of
Read MoreMaybe, Just Maybe, This Dude Was Doing Drugs
Meet Bobby Prosser. When not impersonating a turtle, Bobby likes to grow reefer just off of school grounds near an
Read MoreMichael Vick Still Associating With Criminals Who Catch Bullets in the Leg
Michael Vick, who just started playing football again after spending a few years in prison for viciously abusing animals in
Read MoreKaChing!! Tiger Woods Pays Out in Divorce for 3/4 Billion Dollars
750 Million dollars is going to Elin Woods because Tiger was a whorebag. Government social programs often don’t cost as
Read MoreEpic Why Guy: Aging Hippy Has Shopper’s Rage
A fat hippy is outraged that the Eaton Center mall shut down because so many of his pals were running
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