The Moonbat Terror Toothbrush
Leftists are chronically trying to sacrifice personal hygiene to save the planet. The latest attempt involves using an Islamic toothbrush,
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Stupid People
Idiots, morons, and assorted stupidity
Aye Carumba! Tortillas Now With Real Latin Flavor
Some dumbass dropped his cellphone into the tortilla mixer at the tortilla plant in Brooklyn. Instead of just letting it
Read MoreNew TSA Lunacy- Double Checking Your Boarding Pass
Its been about a month since I’ve had to be groped by TSA losers and I was surprised by a
Read MoreOH Noes! Internet LOLsuit Threatened
This blog has featured lots of posts that have been controversial. I’ve received letters from lawyers in the past. But
Read MoreHorrible Mother Complains About Horrible Father
Meet Ashley Bradley. She is a really stupid woman who has absolutely no common sense and makes horrifying decisions. She
Read MorePutting Your Daughter on the Pole Early
Earns you a nice jump in line on the way to hell. This is why some women are so screwed
Read MoreNewest Spa Treatment- Steamed Vagina
My buddy and frequent commenter Robb forwarded a business idea to me- we should corner the market in the region
Read MoreLeftist Whackjob Guns Down Democrats at Safeway
Jared Lee Loughner attacked and killed several people, including a judge and attempted to murder a Democratic Congresswoman, Arizona Rep.
Read MoreElizabeth Edwards’ Corpse Finally Cools. John Announces Engagement
The model democrat John Edwards waited until his wife’s corpse cooled to room temperature and has rushed into the Valentines
Read MoreTaxes are Third Most Painful Substance to Witches
Right behind Fire and Water. In Romania, the government is cracking down on deadbeats who have jobs but don’t pay
Read MoreMom Feminizes Her Toddler and Then Signs Book Deal
The first candidate for Mother of the Year is this woman, Cheryl Kilodavis who dressed her little boy as a
Read MoreHow Does She Really Feel?
Get this crazy tweeny-bitch some bactine because Bieber-mania mixed with staphylococcus is a bad thing. And look at her toybox
Read MoreMiddle Aged Head Shop Owner Busted
Meet Gavin Finnerty and his “business co-owner” Alyssa Knowles. Gavin is 42 and a life-long loser who managed to scrape
Read MoreObama Thinks Dog Murderer Vick is Super Cool
Megyn Kelly does a great job reminding her viewers just what it was that Michael “Ron Mexico” Vick did to
Read MoreMuhammad Cartoons Still Inspiring Terror
Everyone Draw Muhammad, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Nothing proves the barbarianism of Muslims more than their inability to tolerate the
Read MoreThis Snowy Stuff is Tough on Idiots
Lulzy news from the Onion about this wonderful global warming afflicting the nation: Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nation’s Idiots
Read MorePlease God Run Over This Deer With a Truck
My wife was driving home the other night and a deer bounded out of the underbrush and got pwn3d by
Read MoreHaitians Lynching VooDoo Priests for Spreading Cholera JuJu
Who’s up for some old-fashioned lynching of devil-worshipping heathens!? Well besides me, I guess lots of right-minded Haitians. You see,
Read MoreOn Your Knees
Fat TSA ginger agents like the one shown below are soon going to be getting disability checks for having bad
Read MoreTaiwanese Animators Present TSA Christmas!
Our favorite Taiwanese animators are back with a snappy holiday spiritual in which they get to drink egg nog and
Read MoreBarney Stinson Finally Goes Too Far
Barney Stinson went to the well one time too many with his “Autistic Poopy Pants” sure-fire pickup scheme and he’s
Read MoreNew Global Warming Confab Opens With Prayer to Mayan Moon Goddess
I think the Global Warming zealots finally wised up and stopped holding their confabs in wintry northern cities where no
Read MoreGoth Kids Will Have to Shop at Penny’s
Whoops. They are closing a bunch of Hot Topic stores. From the LATimes here: Teen retailer Hot Topic Inc., struggling
Read MorePalin’s DWTS Victory Makes Gay Man Shoot his TV
Well, I’m just assuming he’s gay because anyone this upset with a dancing show must be, amiright? From WISN here;
Read MoreNeil Young Lost Third of Memoribilia to His Own Moonbattery
I hope Neil Young will remember that southern men make the best mechanics. Not leftist hippies from the gayest location
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