Crystal Magnum Now Adds Attempted Murderess to Her Other Labels of Child Abuser, Whore and Liar
This is the crazy black bitch who “keeps on giving” to bloggers like me. Crystal Magnum, the black woman who
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Crazy Woman Attacks Priceless Art
This woman has wound her cuckoo clock way too tightly. She went to the National Gallery of Art in Washington
Read MoreNAACP Declares Laws Banning Saggy Pants Racist
Saggy Pants is the stupidest fad ever and it needs to go away for good. Arkansas school systems have now
Read MoreAssange Leaks His Lulzy Dance Moves
Noted sexual assailant and effeminate secrets leaker Julian Assange has his dance moves leaked. He is captured on tape on
Read MoreGirls Are No Smarter in 21st Century
My pal and I had a brief and uncomfortable discussion in front of our wives about how stupid most single
Read MoreTranny Jailed for Abusing His Kids for Refusing to Call Him Mom
A Korean man who chose to mutilate his body with fake implants and hormones began to beat on his children
Read MoreVegans Kill Another Child
Vegan parents were arrested for killing their child. They fed their daughter a diet of only mother’s milk, and the
Read MoreEarth Hour is for Idiots
Electricity is what has made human life possible in this century- it provides your fresh food, your education and your
Read MoreKitchen Food Thieves
There is a great list of passive aggressive fridge notes over at Buzzfeed today, which is hilarious because I just
Read MorePokemon Creator Tsunami Death
Twitter is afire about the death of Satoshi Tajiri, the man who created Pokemon. Supposedly he was destroyed by a
Read MoreDC Hip Hop Awards End in Brawl, Denny’s Grand Slam Breakfast
The DMV Hip Hop awards at the Crystal City Hyatt Hotel ended in a massive chair throwing brawl as dozens
Read MoreJames Ray Used Punishment, Intimidation, and Brainwashing
It has been a while since I blogged about James Arthur Ray and his brainwashing sessions that led to the
Read MoreGet Ready for Mother’s Milk IceCream
Take a pint of the finest Grade DD mothers milk, add sugar and some lemon zest along with a sprig
Read MoreBanking Your Boobage
Working mothers are outsourcing their breastmilk to total strangers on Facebook. So not only will they not stay home with
Read MoreOhio Democrat Senator Calls Black Tea Party Member ‘Buckwheat’
If you are a Democrat, it is perfectly fine to call your black constituents who disagree with your policies “Buckwheat.”
Read MoreFailures in Marketing: Dell Product Intro Results in SWAT Team and Arrests
Dell has their own tablet and even their own employees don’t seem to know much about it. So the marketing
Read MoreBurglars Kill Goldfish to Eliminate Witnesses
No Snitchin’ Fishes! see more funny videos The actual story is here and it details how they killed the fish–
Read MoreSex Changes Can’t Cure Ugly
See the gigantic ugly dude in the blonde wig and purple dress? That is former firefighter Roger Steed who, after
Read MoreSunflower Farmers Market CEO Busted Trying to Rape a Child
Meet Michael Gilliland. He runs a competing grocery chain to Whole Foods, along with a huge organic farm in Colorado.
Read MorePink Floyd’s David Gilmour Now Paying Gary McKinnon’s Psych Bills
Pink Floyd’s David Gilmour is helping the mentally ill. Well, not really. Just one person who really isn’t crazy at
Read MoreDumbest Congressman Recuses Self from Politics
A married Republican Congressman from New York snapped a photo of himself shirtless and sent it to a Craigslist whore,
Read MoreNARUS Did NOT Assist Egypt in Oppression
Leftists on the Twittersphere are up in arms over this stupid Al Jazeera video shown below in which the Islamic
Read MoreMan Goes to Prison for Shopping Cart Manslaughter
Wow, hey everyone! Chastity Bono is finally wearing makeup! Wait, no, that’s not Chastity, that’s tattooed freak Michael Smith (an
Read MoreFinally! Video Proof Tea Party Followers are Racists!
In the video below you will see mobs of conservatives- all of them white- talk and laugh about making a
Read MoreJeff Dunham’s Hand Up Jerry Brown’s Ass?
Has anyone noticed that whenever you see Jerry Brown on TV, Comedian Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is no where to be
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