Fatty Idiot Vampire in Florida
Meet Stephanie Pistey. This fat idiot thinks she is part vampire and part werewolf. She is going to rot in
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Stupid People
Idiots, morons, and assorted stupidity
Vick Keeps Getting Banged Up
First he got a concussion and now he has a severely bruised hand. And the Eagles keep losing, which is
Read MoreItaly is Lynching Their Scientists
I think Italy is descending into complete leftist moonbattery. The surest sign is the government is allowing citizens to put
Read MoreChaz Bono on the Wrong Show
The new ABC TV show “Dancing with the Stars’ Fat Sexually Confused Middle-Aged Kids” debuted last night and Chaz Bono
Read MoreOh Solyndra! Don’t You Cry For Me- I Come From California With Solar Panels on My Knee
If you have a bad case of photo-voltaic patella, (solar panel knee) then Obamacare is just the cure you need.
Read MoreAwesome AttackWatch Ad Full of Win
Obama launched a nazi-themed website designed to allow Americans to report any criticism of the dear elected leader to the
Read MoreIdiot Muslims With Free Healthcare Would Rather Sit on Railroad Tracks
Meet Abdul Rachman. He, like most of his Muslim countrymen, are poorly educated rubes who can barely understand modern technology,
Read MoreNever Good When the Hot Beef Injection Burns
In what is the most hilarious way to die I’ve seen so far this year, Janet Hardt, an aging woman
Read MoreJames Hansen Arrested Again
I just found out that James Hansen, the eco-religionist kook that is employed by NASA and uses his federally funded
Read MoreCalling All Commies!
2011 continues to be the year of the mob. Check out this poster with its communist colors and imagery, attempting
Read MoreKid Executes Cross-Dressing Poof in Class in Front of Witnesses and Jury Can’t Convict
Ah Los Angeles. The city where liberalism is so rampant, that when a jury is handed an open and shut
Read MoreMuslims Hilariously Butthurt Over Kids’ Coloring Book
A coloring book shows a member of the Seals sending Osama Bin Laden to his grave while he hides behind
Read MoreMoonbat Washed Up Actress Daryl Hannah Arrested at White House
We have seen Daryl Hannah climb trees in LA to support illegal immigrant squatters. She’s has gone a’whalin’ on the
Read MoreRepublican Puerto Rican Resigns Over FagFinder Photo
Liberal newspapers are making sure everyone knows that Puerto Rican lawmaker Senator Roberto Arango is a Republican Rump Ranger. They
Read MoreSon of Racist Senator Says Civil Rights Bigots Were No More Harmful than Global Warming Skeptics
Al Gore has opened his mouth again, and as usual, he is calling people racists, and equating bigotry, where people
Read MoreIrene is a Complete Joke- Streakers on the Weather Channel
Irene can’t even come up with enough gusty weather to keep streakers at the Virginia Beach Oceanfront from flashing the
Read MoreOh Boy a Clown Is Suing Me!
I love a good Internet LOLsuit. From Steve Triola, an asshat who paints his face so the children he plays
Read MoreHelpful Advice for Vegan Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton announced that he is now a strict vegan, mostly not because it causes weight loss, but because his
Read MoreToday’s Tragic Earthquake
The earthquake that happened this afternoon, centered in Virginia, proved almost completely without injury or death. Well, except for a
Read MoreJoe Biden Loves Aborting Chinese Baby Girls
Joe Biden is an idiotic man. While in China he pandered to the politicians there and said, “Sure, aborting all
Read MoreSean Penn Shaves His Head
To support a cancerous-riddled dictator. From the AP here: Supporters of President Hugo Chavez shaved their heads in solidarity with
Read MoreToo Many Toolbars?
Too Many Toolbars?, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. My pal Gary sent along this awesome Cracked article about how some people
Read MoreGot Marshmallows for Your Buddhist Roast?
Liberals love the idea of people setting themselves on fire for liberal ideals. Case in point, a buddhist wanted his
Read MoreAl Gore is Losing It
Al Gore has made millions of dollars by hokey carbon credit schemes based on his fantasy of Anthropogenic Global Warming.
Read MoreWhite Trash Dad Gets Crappy Tattoo
I guess when you only get to see your daughter under state supervision every third weekend you mistaken crappy child
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