Clueless Democrats Want Karl Marx as Next President
Mark Dice loves trolling idiot Democrats. Here he states that Obama has followed the economic advice of Karl Marx for
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Stupid People
Idiots, morons, and assorted stupidity
EcoReligionist Tries to Live Off Land; Goes Insane
This is about everything you’d expect would happen when a liberal dirt-worshiping hippie decides to forgo society to live at
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Manning Goes to the Chop Shop
America’s most famous gay soldier, currently serving a life sentence because he is a traitor, is now going to get
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How Many Butt Buddies Does Biden Have?
What is more hilarious, Joe Biden saying his friend is an old “Butt Buddy” or that the liberals in the
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Too Much Grand Theft Auto
Idiot men are going to spend the rest of their days behind bars for attempted murder and car jacking. But
Read MoreSelfie Causes Plane Crash
The NTSB is saying that a recent airplane crash was caused by an idiot who loved to take selfies of
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Schizoid Druggie Anonymous Spokesman Barrett Brown Sentenced
Barrett Brown must have either represented himself or had a really crappy lawyer, having been sentenced to 63 months in
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Happy MLK Day
I spent my MLK day working. Good stuff. And as usual, I also studiously avoided driving down any street named
Read MoreCuddleFail: Camel in Texas Stomps Owners to Death
Camels are so cute except when they are stomping the shit out of their owners. In Wichita Falls, Texas, a
Read MoreEven the Taiwanese Animators Know Fairfax Co Effed Up
When your decision to not cancel school for bad snow becomes headline news in Taiwan, you know that decision was
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Florida Pet Store Owner Arrested for Dragon Smacking
Remember the guy who chugged a box of cockroaches to win a snake and choked to death and died? The
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The Mob Succeeds in Lynching Cops
The only goal of a mob is to destroy property and lives in the name of Justice. And nothing satisfies
Read MoreAl Sharpton Now Approving Sony Movies
When you get a Democrat Woman in charge of making movies, you get moonbattery like this- Al Sharpton now has
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Julian Assange Crowdfunds Statue of Himself
Julian Assange, in self-imposed exile inside the stupid Ecuadorian Embassy in the UK, is so in love with himself and
Read MoreFurries Gas Themselves to Attain Victimhood Status
As I wrote yesterday, the greatest achievement of a liberal is to achieve the Progressive Sainthood status of having been
Read MoreWhat We Can Guess From the Sony Hack
Sony Corporation was under a withering attack by hackers and, at one point, displayed a locked ransom screen on every
Read MoreSeattle is Profoundly Stupid
The mayor of Seattle is shown in this photo pardoning a block of tofu for Thanksgiving. Look at his skinny
Read MoreLook at These Morons
Bunch of Hippies in Australia who don’t know that global warming is a huge hoax, went to the beach together
Read MoreTrain Surfer Supernovas
Some dumbass climbed atop a train for some good ol’ train surfin’ and he caught fire when he was electrocuted.
Read MoreAndy Dick Rides Bikes; Robs People
Noted crazed bisexual sexual molester actor Andy Dick made the news again this week for robbing a man and making
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Wifi HotSpot Name Grounds Aircraft for Hours
The dumbassery, it burns. Someone on an airplane complained that there was a SSID, or a Wi-Fi name that appeared
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Hippies Ruin the Gingerbread Man
Stupid vegan hippie doofuses have to ruin everything. Gender-neutral gingerfolk because rape culture. Is it gluten free? I’m surprised they
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Liberals Oppose GMOs but Don’t Know What They Are
Jimmy Kimmel beclowns California liberals who don’t like GMOs. Some claim that they give the body a negative vibration or
Read MoreCalifornia Bans the Plastic Bag
Californians hate the environment. All of them. They hate the environment so much that they throw their used plastic bags
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