Single Mom Skips Town for Two Days; Hires Kid Toucher on Craigslist to Babysit
This is a tragic and bizarre story courtesy of Rob Taylor here. A stupid single Mom who needed to get
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OWS Crying Crocodile Tears Over Smashed Laptops Built by Corporations
Haven’t done a story on retarded OWSers in a while so here goes. After the police de-funkified Zuccotti park, they
Read MoreTransexual Freakazoid Mutilates People with Fix-a-Flat
A man who hated his own body so much that he transformed himself into a huge-assed ugly woman has been
Read MoreOccupyWallStreet Protesters Obviously Have Scabies and Impetigo
The protesters in Santa Cruz have scabies, an allergic reaction to mites. Those mites of course come from dirty disgusting
Read MoreMaury Test Drives his New Car
You gotta hand it to Maury Povich- he has made a mint off the drama created by stupid whores who
Read MoreOccupy WallStreet Now Chanting: Bring Out Your Dead!
The corpses are piling up at Occupy Wall Street Tent Cities across this great land. Most of the deaths are
Read MoreNew Obama Tax on Fresh Cut Christmas Trees
New Obama Tax, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. This is our Christmas Tree from 2007. Every year we go up the
Read MoreAshlie Gough Croaked at Occupy Vancouver
Ashlie Gough tatted herself up and pierced her body so much that she was almost unhireable for any job in
Read MoreLets Stab Protesters With a Spork
I swear if this ever happened to a fast food joint I was in, I would fight back. In most
Read MoreIdiot Occupiers Get Baby Taken by Child Protective Services
This is an older couple too, someone who should have their pathetic lives well and squared away by now. But
Read MoreAnarchist Scumbags of OWS Turn Down Jobs
They even brought job applications directly to the smelly hippies in DC and these filthy degenerates said they refuse to
Read MoreA Blonde Girl Solves the Global Warming Problem
Someone should punch her teachers in the face.
Read MoreGhadaffi Had a Golden Gun?
So who shot Gahadaffi, James Bond? So he had a golden gun, a killer perm, dark sunglasses and dressed like
Read MoreWelcome Home Party Gets Stabby
Some degenerate kid got out of his detention and his dysfunctional family and friends got together and decided to celebrate
Read MoreHoward Stern Laughs at the OWS Idiots
Just listen to these moronic kids. Shame on them for being so stupid; for wasting their parents’ money on an
Read MoreOf Course the Preacher’s Wife Won’t Swallow
Cause that would be a sin? A nasty question on the Family Feud. And who knew the Family Feud was
Read MoreWTF is Wrong With McDonalds?
They hire ex murderers to work the cash register in NYC? Really, with the jobs crisis in this country, McDonalds
Read MoreLittle Known Fact: The Japanese Don’t Have a Concept of Insurance
And this game show proves it. I have no idea what this is about, but it involves stairs, huge vats
Read MoreAncient Jews Carried Golden Calf Too
I love it when Liberals acknowledge biblical symbolism– and as always, they only do so to push their own leftist
Read MoreThere Are No Hottie Protesters
Every whiny woman they put on TV from the OccupyWallStreet protests are about as ugly as Jeanine Garafolo. Obviously they
Read MoreDown With Corporations
Saw this on Twitter. The only thing wrong with capitalism is that government won’t let capitalism work.
Read MoreOccupyWallStreet Must End in Violence
All mob actions end in violence. Very few actually result in societal change, like the Bolshevik revolution and the French
Read MoreCalifornia Pot Dispensaries Not Paying Their Fair Share in Taxes
Its time to march, my friends. There is a whole class of people who are filthy rich and are flaunting
Read MoreIdiocracy Was Born in San Francisco
All cellphones now sold in the city limits of San Francisco have to have a label on them specifying the
Read MoreIt is Time to Assassinate Roseanne Barr With a Predator Drone
Obama recently launched a drone attack on an American citizen overseas, killing him for speech crimes, where he incited others
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