Whitney Houston Posthumously Outed as a Lesbian by a Gay Reporter
Anytime a Hollywood Diva dies, gay men fall to pieces because its always about them. Case in point is Peter
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Tony Bennett Wants to Legalize Drugs to Prevent Celebrity Deaths or Something
In the wake of Whitney Houston’s flame out, Tony Bennett found a microphone and urged a crowd of people to
Read MoreFools in Ontario Still Worried About WiFi
Pity the children of Ontario. The adults in the province are themselves so uneducated that they believe that the radiation
Read MorePossum Pirouette of Doom!
A washed up ballerina and actress was driving in Los Angeles and spotted an injured possum. The crazy woman left
Read MoreBlack History Month: Grammy Award Given to Misogynist
Chris Brown the R&B superstar, mostly famous for beating up Rihanna, was given a grammy because, well if he didn’t
Read MoreWhitney Had Two Crappy Bodyguards
Whitney Houston, a washed-up singer and actress, got blitzed on booze at a Hollywood party, then swallowed a few Xanax
Read MoreSounds Like My Meetings
Dilbert sums up why I’ve been having some rough meetings lately.
Read MoreAmerican Psychiatric Association: No Such Thing As Aspergers
Freaky, soulless, self-absorbed asshats, yes. Aspies, no. The APA is doing away with a clinical diagnosis of Aspergers since no
Read MoreIdiot Florida Boys Die Car Surfing
The tragedy of the youthful feeling of invulnerability. Lots of boys do really stupid stuff when they are young. I
Read MoreNot-So-Happy Meal
A North Carolina Mom learned the hard way what happens when you try to perform a denial of service attack
Read MoreRoseanne Barr Wants to be The Leader of the 99%
Roseanne Barr wants to be moonbat-in-chief and is running for the nomination of the Green Party. She is already on
Read MoreYou Need Mineral Rights to Sell Ice?
Back before there were refrigerators, ice sellers would carve off portions of glaciers, river ice or whatever they could get
Read MoreJulian Assange Wants to Flee to Sealand
Julian Assange is running scared. He is due to be extradited to Sweden to face charges of rape, but he
Read MoreStorage Wars Turn Grim: Granny Bones Up for Auction
Someone just couldn’t stand to get rid of Granny after her death so they stuck her coffin in a storage
Read MoreDHS Monitoring Twitter; Ejects Chavs From US
Alternate title of this post: When Idiots Converge. Leigh Bryan, a 24 YO doofus from Ireland, and probable chav, tweeted
Read MoreDC Female Cops Taze Retarded OWSer
A video this awesome doesn’t come around often. Two female cops put the TASER beat down on a drugged up
Read MoreTaiwanese Animators Say Demi Moore is a Skinny Drugged Up Old Sow
Or something like that. Yahoo here says that Demi Moore was smoking salvia or something when she needed hospitalization. Boy
Read MoreDrunk Middle-Aged High School Principal Doesn’t Want Cougar as School Mascot
Utah’s Corner Canyon High School’s student body got together and thought the school mascot should be a Cougar. The alliteration
Read MoreFather of the Year John Edwards Has Deadly Heart Condition
I saw this headline over at CNN and thought, that can’t be right? Source: John Edwards has life-threatening heart condition
Read MoreLiberal Anonymous Hacker Cries Over Lack of Twitter
Meet Vincent Kershaw, a liberal landscaper who took the advice of script kiddies from 4Chan, and launched the “Low Orbit
Read MoreWill Sinead O’Connor Twittercide?
Messed up has-been singer, drug addict, sexually confused former pop singer Sinead O’Connor, who recently divorced her husband after trying
Read MoreEgypt Rejoins the Hell of Africa: Muslims Enraged by Bearded Mickey
Now that Egypt is getting ready to become a backwards Islamic nation, the brains and money that made up the
Read MoreTalking About Liposuction for Kids
This jelly roll needs a few of those £7,000 vouchers to get the fat sucked out of her. And her
Read MoreNew Swedish File Sharing Religion More Retarded Than Buddhism
In the category of dumbest religion ever, a new challenger has arisen: Kopimism, a new Swedish religion based on the
Read MoreChastity Bono Saving for Her Addodicktome
Chastity Bono’s transformation to gigantic sweaty Italian Dude is not yet complete. Not until she can get her vagina sewn
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