Turn the Party Bus Into the Fail Bus
This cutie patootie below, Nastasha Noland, loved country music, hanging out with friends, partying, drinking, and brawling on Party Buses
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LULZ: Crying Walrus Sad About Kristen Stewart Sluttiness
A huge walrus that speaks with a British accent reacts to Kristen Stewart being a whore and cheating on her
Read MoreLA banning 762 Pot Clinics
I can’t even believe that there are 762 pot clinics in Los Angeles. That’s more than the number of gas
Read MoreSan Francisco Bans Outdoor Smoking Except for Pot Smoke
I have written before that liberals love to ban stuff that is mostly harmless and legalize deadly stuff for criminals.
Read MoreTony Robbins Frying Fools
I have no idea who this assclown Tony Robbins is, but I hear he is one of those “motivational speakers”
Read MoreHe Be Rollin’; Cops Be Hatin’
It takes a special kind of genius to get drunk and carjack a Wal-Mart Fat-Scooterยฎ for a joyride. The Fat-Scooter
Read MoreThis is Why Your Student Loans Are So High
Worthless classes taught by clueless liberals are why tuitions and student loans are so expensive in America. Take for instance
Read MoreDarwin Wins; Nigerian Spam Lessens Somewhat
A gasoline tanker in Nigeria jackknifed and overturned. Gasoline was leaking everywhere. Idiotic villagers swamped the fuel spill with buckets
Read MoreStabbed in the Chest by a WoW Nerd
Jordan Osborne heard a commotion at his neighbor’s house so he went next door to break up a fight. His
Read MoreStupid Teen Trips Face; Thinks He’s in Inception; Shoots Self in Head
What is up with the kids taking psycho-reactive drugs? Can’t they just swipe a beer from the fridge? Steve Tilbury,
Read MoreLiberal Chicks Won’t Wear Makeup
But she will get a tattoo of what they stink like printed where her eyebrows used to be. see more
Read MoreThorin Montgomery Played Russian Roulette and Won
Ah, the big winner. Some idiotic teenager named Thorin Montgomery took himself out of the genepool in spectacular and hilarious
Read MoreFatAss Kim DotCom Wears TShirts in the Pool
There is an article over at FoxNews talking about how MegaUpload Founder Kim Dotcom is living it up while awaiting
Read MoreLulzSec Retards Plead Guilty
Two members of LulzSec, one of whom pretends to be an arm-flapping Asspie sufferer, has pleaded guilty of launching cyber
Read MoreYiffing Elmo Hates the Jews
Some gay furrie decided to harrass Jewish people in Central Park because he was late to the YiffPile at Barney
Read MoreMyth of Marijuana Legalization: No More Pot Crime
In California you can get a medical marijuana card extremely easily. You don’t even really have to see a doctor;
Read MoreSelf-Hating Whites Will Vote for Obama
Look at this hilariously restarted racist video made by a bunch of racists in Duluth, Minnesota, a city which is
Read MoreGotta Have Balls to Turn Down a Million Bucks
A black man in Vegas has a disease which gave him balls that weigh 100 pounds. He has to wear
Read MoreAddicts Don’t Float: Rodney King Found Dead
Rodney King was the deadliest addict in the history of the State of California, having 55 deaths under his belt,
Read MoreThe Velvet Revolution
The velvet revolution was a bloodless overthrow of a Stalinist government. And it was all velvet-covered. And full of revolt.
Read MoreFat Nerds Rage About Diablo 3 Errors
Absolutely hilarious. This is what I encountered when I was searching for social media posts as to why I can’t
Read MoreWhat’s German for “Tranny Hag?”
The German Professor at Georgia University regularly took out backpage ads to blow dudes while he was dressed up as
Read MoreFlava Flav Provided Running Commentary for Fireworks at Celebrate Fairfax
Tonight was so freaking surreal, and its because Surreal Life Star Flava Flav and his Hip Hop All Stars were
Read MoreLeftist Whackjobs Blame the BusDriver for Scott Walker Election Win
These are what leftists look like- neck bearded immasculated girly men, and a no-makeup wearing woman raging like she’s on
Read MoreAssange Loses Extradition Battle- Time to Pretend He’s an Asspie
Julian Assange lost his court case and will be extradited to Sweden to face rape charges. But if he pretends
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