Californians Keep Killing People With Organic Mushrooms
In a state where hippies and organic food lovers outnumber most everyone else, Californians have a real propensity to poison
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Idiots, morons, and assorted stupidity
This Kid is Right About One Thing
I don’t know who is worse- the stupid teachers or the stupid kids these teachers are supposed to teach: Via
Read MoreYAEH: Yet Another Election Hangover
Obama won and I will begin spending far less of my income on stuff I don’t need to have. I
Read MoreWhat’s Your Scause?
I’ve never purchased a stupid plastic bracelet to advertise my support for anything. Its a waste of money and when
Read MoreNerd Rage Leaves 1 Dead Over Magic Cards
A thirty-something virgin from Pensacola is dead. Two other nerds killed him for his Magic the Gathering Cards. I guess
Read MoreBiden Makes Gross Sexual Reference at Rally
Biden wants to give his supporters his “whole load.” And they will like it and ask for more.
Read MoreHurricane Sandy Stages Mutiny on HMS Bounty
The story of Fletcher Christian’s mutiny aboard the HMS Bounty against Captain Bligh is one of the most fascinating seafaring
Read MoreDeranged Obama Supporter Hate Crimes Self to Blame the KKK
Meet Sharmeka Moffitt, a 20-year-old Obama supporter of Louisiana. In her fervor to support the sainted Obama, Ms. Moffitt scrawled
Read MoreItaly is Now Criminalizing Science
I wrote last year about Italy trying to lynch six seismologists for failing to predict an earthquake that killed 300
Read MoreMichelle Obama Sure Knows Her Shit
Michelle Obama urged early voting because sometimes Democrat toilets get all busted and overflowing or something. From CNSNews here: First
Read MoreGary McKinnon Fakes Autism; Avoids Extradition and Justice
Gary McKinnon, accused of one of the largest hacker attacks of all time against NASA and DoD systems, avoided extradition
Read MoreFlorida Implements Race-Based Learning Requirements; Proclaims Blacks Stupidest Race
I’m completely floored by what the Florida State Board of Education has done. They have implemented a race-based requirements for
Read MoreMichael Vick Now Has a Dog
Michael Vick, who served a prison term for running a brutal dog fighting ring out of his Virginia home, where
Read MoreTranny’s Years Spent As Woman Leaves Bad Taste in His Mouth
Meet Gary Norton. Two dozen years ago he thought it would be great to ditch his wife and kids and
Read MoreSchizoid Druggie Anonymous Spokesman Barrett Brown Indicted
Barrett Brown is still in jail in Forth Worth, Texas, and he has three brand new indictments against him. The
Read MoreMedical Marijuana Leads to Spike in Animal Cruelty
Stoners in Colorado falsely say that marijuana can treat their imaginary medical symptoms. So they buy dope, including pot-laced baked
Read MoreHorader Implements Final Solution
When I watch Hoarders on A&E its so I can point and laugh at broken people and their filthy habits.
Read MoreFlame On You Protesting Ninnies!
Pro tip: when you are burning effigies and flags during a hissy fit of rage, wait until AFTER the guy
Read MoreCollege Students Are Idiots- Shoving Wine Up Their Ass
Imagine that you had to shell out thousands of dollars to send you kid to a good university, such as
Read MoreObama’s Voters Keep Getting Smarter
Case in point is this super hard-working person who is thanking Obama for giving her a phone. She uses her
Read MoreBeware of This Scam
This scam is ensnaring thousands of gullible students and their parents in a scheme to empty their bank accounts. Know
Read MoreTransgendered Freak Murders Woman with Ass Implants
Morris Garner, in the yellow jumpsuit below, got himself a sexchange and then advertised cheap implants on Craigslist. A woman
Read MoreHoward Stern Proves that Obama Voters are Retards
Democrats in general scoff at things like science, math and apparently, any sort of reading whatsoever. Howard Stern interviewed some
Read MoreMuslims Killing Themselves Over a YouTube Video Do It For the Lulz
Somebody posted a hilarious YouTube video that makes fun of the prophet Muhammad and his pedophilia and his warlike nature.
Read MoreMonica is Shopping a New Book
Monica is pushing forty and is still single. She blames this issue on her past spent on her knees fellating
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