ABC Family’s Cyberbully Movie Says Dadless Girls Don’t Belong on the Intertubes
I have no idea why I’ve never seen this YMS review of Cyberbully. This dramatic hamster of an idiotic girl
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Stupid People
Idiots, morons, and assorted stupidity
Giddyap Downsy Dolphin!
Yet another idiot is busted picking up a manatee and letting his toddlers ride it. As everyone knows, manatees are
Read MoreLottery Winners Blow Up Home on Meth Binge
Two brothers celebrated winning 75,000 bucks in the Kansas lottery by buying a lot of pot and then cooking some
Read MoreYet Another Metro Suicide
If you are an attention whore, the ultimate way to off yourself to gain the most attention is to commit
Read MoreParty Clown Threatens Me With LOLsuit and Assault!
I got an email from a demented, probable murderous children’s party clown by the name of Steve Triola, who’s email
Read MoreImpatient Liberals Claim Donald Duck is Racist
If you have a little kid and visit one of the Disney resorts, be prepared to wait in long lines
Read MoreIdiot Libs Fear Fracking Might Spoil Beer
Arguing with liberals always makes my head hurt because libs ignore science and facts, and completely toss logic out the
Read MoreOn the 8th Day
This is a fantastic spoof on the Paul Harvey superbowl commercial.
Read MoreSuffering from HIPSTER? There’s a Cure.
Found this on Reddit and loled.
Read MoreBrown People Still Burning Witches, Blessed Be!
In Paupa New Guinea, aboriginal people still believe in sorcery. And as any good culture believes, you mainly deal with
Read MoreRedneck Demon Child Gets Whoopin’ He Deserves
An 8-year old redneck hellion was running around the Dollar General Store being completely obnoxious. For those that don’t know,
Read MoreReal Life Ace Ventura Abuses Animals on TV
Watch ferrets tumble, monkeys fall and cute puppies get their tongues bitten by turtles.
Read MoreSaudi Fatwa Demands Baby Girls Wear Burkas
In order to prevent perverted Saudi men from raping little girls, a dumbass Sheikh in Saudi Arabia issued a religious
Read MoreRoommate From Hell Can’t Snuggle Cats
This is why roommates suck.
Read MoreSextortion Hacker Faces 105 Years in Jail
I find it difficult to understand why any so-called hacker would trick women into sending him naked photos when there
Read MoreBitch Has 99 Problems and 67 Frozen Ones Too
Irene Vandyke is a hoarder. She had 99 living cats taken from her piss-and-scat-filled dwelling and when the cops investigated
Read MoreThe Internet Is Dangerous for Stupid People
Mary Kay Beckman is not a good decision-maker. Unable to find a man on her own, she joined the Match.Com
Read MoreLiberal Poetry From a Hippie Chick
This is the poetry of the new generation, commonly called Generation Gimme. Oh, and click here to see the meaning
Read MoreSingle Moms Are Competitive
Especially the newly-pregnant ones when they fight over a dollar. In Wisconsin two strippers, one of them pregnant, fought over
Read MoreBill Burr Goes Off on Yoko Ono for Good Reason
If you’ve never seen Bill Burr do his standup, you should get on Netflix and watch it, but not yet,
Read MoreNo Bathrooms on Subway Cars
An idiot killed himself in New York by trying to drop a deuce between cars of a moving train. He
Read MoreRapper Rhymes Badly; Live Tweets Shooting Himself in a Driveby
An hero Seattle Rapper “Freddy E” also known as Frederick Buhl, aged 22, took to twitter to torture his followers
Read MoreEco-Religionists Throw Hissy When EPA Tells Them Their Water is Clean
The promo below is being banned on YouTube because leftists don’t want you to see that the Fracking process, whereby
Read MoreDope Smoking Democrat Strangles Girlfriend With Dreadlocks
Meet Caleb Grotberg, He is a dope smoking rastafarian wanna-be from Portland, and an assured Obama voter- if he could
Read MoreYour Tax Dollars at Work: Octomom Goes Back on Welfare
The Octomom, who’s 15 minutes of fame was exhausted, had been touring strip clubs to make ends meet. Then the
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