Breaking News: Madame Tussauds Waxes a Pussy
The cat famous for its internet meme of Grumpy Cat is going to get a wax figure in one of
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Rogue Kitty
Table Top Battles
The boy is home for summer vacation. When I can get him off the iPad and force him to play
Read MoreFlorida Has Zombie Cats
This cat was hit by a car, declared dead and buried. 5 days later, it crawled out of its grave
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Boy Can’t Eat Fried Chicken in Peace
This is what it’s like in my house trying to eat a piece of KFC’s finest. Seven toed cat pawing
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Family Called Cops on Their Cat
Full Disclosure: We have a psychotic cat named Rogue. She has been known to fly into rages and attack the
Read MoreCats Are Dicks to Dogs
These mean kitties are taking the dog beds. Totally not cool. My sheepdog rules the kitties. We have one cat
Read MoreAdvice From a Hoarding Spinster Woman
This is an insipid How-To video about petting a cat. Unfortunately, this broad’s eyes don’t get clawed out, but you
Read MoreRoommate From Hell Can’t Snuggle Cats
This is why roommates suck.
Read MoreBitch Has 99 Problems and 67 Frozen Ones Too
Irene Vandyke is a hoarder. She had 99 living cats taken from her piss-and-scat-filled dwelling and when the cops investigated
Read MoreFat Ass Cat Died Fat
Spongebob the fat cat died this past week because he was too fat to be operated on. Its not everyday
Read MoreMilking Cats
This is very helpful information. But bad news for all of those out-of-work cat nipple milkers of Ohio Union 47.
Read MoreGonna Kill This Cat
I have two cats. One I adore and one that gets zero love from me. Mostly because it is stupid
Read MoreDead Kitty Chopper to Catch Flying Mice
One of the more inventive uses for a dead cat is to convert it into a flying machine like Dutch
Read MoreAllergic to Cat People
I’m thinking that maybe, online dating is not going to work out for this lady. She should just bypass the
Read MoreCats Love the iPad Too
There is a Friskies HTML5 game that the cats just love. They paw at the kibbles or the goldfish for
Read MoreDon’t Bring a Knife to a Cat Fight
How pathetic are modern men when they can’t even defeat a housecat in a fair fight? And worse, while losing
Read MoreBasement Window Pit of Doom
Basement Window Pit of Doom, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. I lost the good cat last week. I have a good
Read MoreI’ve Got the Stinkbug Plague
My father in law has been complaining about the annoying stinkbug invasion and how he is constantly flushing the flying
Read MoreIf the Cat Won’t Eat the PopRocks- Force Feed It!
Since I got my new computer, I’ve been restoring some old backups and I came across some photos and videos
Read MoreJust What I Suspected
Slow night for blogging. But FINALLY I know how my cat’s brain works thanks to this handy map. Thanks to
Read MoreThey Wear the Cone of Shame!
If I had my druthers, my cats would wear these all the time. see more Epic Fails
Read MoreSuicidal Hoarders With OMFG Hungry Kitty
I saw this article linked from FARK that details a person living in filthy conditions as a hoarder. The EMS
Read MoreOw, Where’s the Bactine?
Sometimes when my wife is out of the house I like the teach the cats survival skills. Tonight’s lesson was
Read MoreThe Kitty Ate My Laptop Cord
Trinket, the polydactyl candle-lovin’ kitty chewed up my laptop cord, severing the power cable. I guess you can scratch off
Read MoreClose Encounter of the Stinky Kind
I got home late last night and helped put a cranky baby to bed. My wife and I then went
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