Putin Pwns Obama Again
First Putin allowed NSA leaker Snowden to have political asylum in Russia. And now Putin has clowned Obama again by
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Anthony Weiner is a Big Loser
Hey did you hear that the voters in New York City rejected Anthony Weiner? And as he drove away from
Read MoreMcCain Gets Schooled by Black Lady
Lets see if this woman can be put into the Senate instead of “Maverick” John McCain”
Read MoreManning Enters Leavenworth Singing “I’m Every Woman”
America’s favorite gay soldier went into Fort Leavenworth Prison hoping he can live out the rest of his gay life
Read MoreIowa Fat Chick Ate a Tapeworm
She was fat and wanted to lose weight and keep eating all things fried. So she bought a tapeworm from
Read MoreJason Patric’s Psycho Ex Girlfriend
Jason Patric is a Californian actor who decided to skip the whole traditional marriage thing and spawn a child out
Read MoreMeanwhile, at an Occupy Rally…
The familiar cadence of “What do you want?” and “When do you want it?” is answered by a bunch of
Read MoreEgyptians Now Come in Regular and Extra Crispy
Its a little difficult for me to get choked up at the thought of 200 Islamist tools fried to a
Read MoreChris Matthews Has Egg on His Face
The Daily Show burns Chris Matthews in ways that only the Daily Show Can.
Read MoreLooters Versus Producers Is What’s Dividing America
O’Reilly tells it like it is.
Read MoreWelfare Recipient’s Child Prays to Barack Obama
All hail the great provider! What a great parent! Replacing Jesus with the new Messiah is now complete. I’m going
Read MoreObama to Wipe Out Owls to Save Another Owl
Prior to the election Sarah Palin was widely mocked for wanting to control dangerous wolves by hunting them by helicopter.
Read MoreNewark Ranks Just Above Islamabad for Shittiest City in the World
Way to go Newark! I know you worked really hard to earn the title as the second shittiest city in
Read MoreTawana Brawley Paying For Her Filthy Lies
After the New York Post tracked race baiting huckster Tawana Brawley to a Hopewell Virginia address, the victim of her
Read MoreUK Man Jailed Over Tattoo
A man in the United Kingdom was jailed for inciting racial hatred. He had a tattoo showing the silhouette of
Read MoreNSA’s XKeyscore Allows Warrantless Search of Anyone
The UK’s Guardian is leaking NSA docs like the Chinese Water Torture. Drip. Drip. Drip. Now comes the revelation that
Read MoreDemocrats Scratch Their Heads Over Food Warnings They Voted For
I’m a huge fan of Mythbuster’s Hottie Kari Byron. But she tweeted something that she voted and pays taxes for,
Read MoreLiar Anthony Weiner Violated Campaign Laws
Anthony Weiner told a big lie when he said that hackers had broken into his twitter account and sent dick
Read MoreHuma Abedin Eating Giant Shit Sandwich… Again!
Huma Abedin is the wife of scumbag New York City Mayoral Candidate Anthony Weiner. Weiner, already disgraced and kicked out
Read MoreThe Trail of Sweat and the Truth About Trayvon Martin
The black democrat leaders of the dependent class of African Americans managed to force thousands of blacks to dress up
Read MoreMichael Moore to Split Donut Fortune in Divorce
Fat-assed liberal Michael Moore is getting a divorce. He will likely lose half of his fortune. He had no kids
Read MoreDetroit Has a New Marketing Video
Pure Michigan. Your trip begins at barackobama.com. Click here to see a bonus Cleveland Tourism Video.
Read MoreTaiwanese Animators Wonder Why No One Cares About Blacks Murdered in Chicago
Since Trayvon Martin made a sad mistake to attack a neighborhood watch volunteer, hundreds of blacks have been gunned down
Read MoreTrayvon Martin Had it Coming
George Zimmerman was put on trial for defending himself against a young hoodlum who tried to kill him. The justice
Read MoreGallery of Unloved Ugly Ghouls Want to Rid Texas of Babies
The Texas State legislature passed a law to limit abortion to 20 weeks, which is still the second trimester of
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