The Tea Party Retired Eric Cantor
Eric Cantor was the majority leader in the House. I was always a bit of a fan of his because
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Chinese Artist Arrested Over Tiananmen Burger Sculpture
A Chinese man was arrested by the Red Chinese government because he made a sculpture of Tiananmen Square out of
Read MorePirate Bay Founder Peter Sunde Finally Nabbed
Peter Sunde was convicted of copyright violations in 2012, so he did what any criminal would do when out on
Read MoreSmell of Sweaty Jocks Makes You Homophobic or Something
Some researchers from an Arkansas school found that people become anti-gay bigots if they smell stinky sweaty guy odors. From
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James O’Keefe Takes on Hollywood Propaganda and Fracking
This is a great sting video, where he catches liberal eco-fascitsts in power in Hollywood conspiring to create a great
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McDonald’s New Mascot is the Jar Jar Binks of Fast Food
The new McDonalds mascot is a giant toothy Happy Meal box with wire arms and suspicious eyes. He wants to
Read MoreDemocrat War on Women: Marilyn Monroe Murdered by Kennedys?
The DailyMail has a story about how Bobby Kennedy, after poon-swapping with his President brother, ordered the murder of Marilyn
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The Norkies Finally Get Nintendo!
Things move slowly in North Korea where embargoes and the distinct lack of electricity prevent the glorious workers from enjoying
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Democrat Memes All Revolve Around “Shut Up!”
And this pretty much proves it. Shut down debate and declare yourself the winner at all costs.
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Obama’s Bumbling Has Ruined America’s Space Presence
Obama twisted the dagger in the American space program quite thoroughly. He nixed the shuttle programs, cancelled any plans to
Read MoreEPA Jerking It
An EPA employee admitted to the Inspector General that he watches between 4 and 6 hours of porn per day
Read MoreRich White Liberal Politicians in San Jose Want to Put Homeless in Sheds
Ah the altruistic heart of liberals! In San Jose, where only four homeless people managed to die during the “cold”
Read MoreFood Safety Confab in Baltimore Pretty Much Guarantees Food Poisoning
Baltimore is a filthy, sick city, filled with slacker workers. If you want proof, just look at what happened with
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Greatest Play in Baseball
Neck-bearded bell-bottom-wearing hippies were everywhere. Jimmy Carter was well on his way to becoming President. This man made the greatest
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College Kid in Denver Eats Pot Cookie; Supermans Off Hotel Balcony
A 19 year old man ate a single pot cookie which caused an overdose and psychotic episode. He trashed his
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Obama Also Sucks as a Salesman
Of course Obama has never had a real job. And as much as he is completely unqualified to be a
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Smart Cars Flipped for the Lulz
Smart cars being tipped over while parked in America’s most liberal city? Hilarious! Is this like gay bashing for cars?
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Taiwanese Animators Take On Democrat California Senator Leland Yee
This is hilarious. Not too sure what the Lobster is for though.
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Obama’s Foreign Policy in 30 Seconds
This is how Obama is dealing with Syria, Russia, Iran, North Korea… And I’m sure he thinks there is a
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Defining Social Justice
Whenever some liberal uses the phrase “social justice” watch out. They want to take your money, often by violence.
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French Going Galt
Modern France was born into its socialist suicide pact with its hideous revolution. Now anyone with a brain is getting
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Noon Music: Go Remy – “Isn’t It Ironic?”
Remy is back, this time lampooning clueless Senator Feinstein to the tune of Alanis’ iconic ironic hit.
Read MoreAttention Whoring Tranny Sues Cross Fit for Attention
Meet 34 Year Old Chloie Jonsson. This dude chopped off his wiener several years ago, got head to toe tattoos,
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Charlie Rangel Says Harlem building Collapse Was the Black Man’s 9-11
Yeah, a gas leak, explosion, and building collapse in Harlem is totally the black man’s 9-11. Oh the Humanity! I’m
Read MoreItalians Butthurt Over Gun-Toting David
The Italians are outraged, outraged I say, over an advertising campaign featuring the iconic David sculpture by Michelangelo holding a
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