What’s Crazier Than Obama Winning the Peace Prize?
How about the National Enquirer winning the Pulitzer Prize for Journalism??! They busted the story of John Edwards, Presidential Candidate
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Harry Reid Apologizes to Las Vegas “Negros”
On Martin Luther King Day, Harry Reid threw a luncheon in Las Vegas for the “African Americans for Reid” group,
Read MoreSenator Scott Brown
In an epic win for Massachusetts, Senator Scott Brown won 53% to 46% over his Democrat rival Martha Coaxley. Does
Read MoreCelebrate Martin Luther King Day by Being a Slave!
The government is pushing “public service” as something noble to do to celebrate Martin Luther King’s birthday. The government is
Read MoreUNSCOM Weapons Inspector Scott Ritter Wants to Rape Children
In the 90’s, Scott Ritter was the weapons inspector in Iraq and was supposed to find evidence of weapons of
Read MoreLaugh of the Day: White House Says Bad Government is Due to Old Computers
Having worked with government computers for the past 15 years, I know for a fact that the White House Budget
Read MoreGoogle Finally Stands Up to the Chicoms
I have lambasted Google in the past for their horrific practice of doing the bidding of the Chinese Communists by
Read MoreIts The People’s Seat!
I admit I haven’t paid much attention to the Senate runoff up in Massachusetts. With Democrats running roughshod and cramming
Read MoreThe UK Looks Like Greenland From Space
Even with photographic evidence showing that the planet is getting colder, moonbats still insist that Global Warming is real. Robb
Read MoreThat Light Skinned Negro Sure Does Talk Good!
Senate Leader Harry Reid, the scowling Democrat from Nevada said that Barack Obama is acceptible as a human because he
Read MoreTSA Agents Are Retards and Now One Thinks He’s God
As I wrote previously, screening passengers at the airport in the 21st century equivalence of burger flipping for the indigent,
Read MoreUS Census Angers the Negro Community
Hey US Census- Only THEY can use that word. From WCBS here: A fiery blast from the past is conjuring
Read MoreAl Gore Lied Manatees Died!
There aren’t too many of these chubby retarded sea-cows left in the world. But they must have water temperatures above
Read MoreTSA Employees Are Retards
It used to be that burger flipping is the job you got if you were a loser with no high-school
Read MoreWhat Liberalism Means- Ban Good Stuff, Legalize Deadly Stuff
Liberalism is all about banning stuff that people like and legalizing stuff that only deviants or criminals like. Smoking? Banned.
Read MorePresident Shankapotomus
Obama has already played more golf in the past year than Bush played in the prior eight. After watching these
Read MoreBelchSpeak’s Best of 2009
Its that time of year again where I hyperlink back to the best posts of the past year. If you
Read MoreI Won’t Be Building Bears
You would think that a company dedicated to something as cute as building stuffed plush teddy bears for children would
Read MoreFAA Throws Drunken Christmas Bash in Atlanta
The FAA flew 3600 managers into Atlanta to partay harday for three weeks. Oh, they looked at some powerpoint slides
Read MoreHoward Schmidt Named Cyber Security Coordinator
It seems like Obama may have picked a new czar based on his skillset instead of inability to pay taxes
Read MoreSome Democrat Senators are Just Amateurs
As the last holdout for Obama’s massive Healthcare bill, Senator Ben Nelson accepted a bribe in return for his vote-
Read MoreThe Che TShirt is in the Laundry
This is what leftsts wear when they spill their soy lattes on their Che or Mao shirt. Thanks to Moonbattery
Read MoreI Won’t Be Seeing Avatar
God bless the movie critics. They are like crash test dummies for my brain’s exposure to Hollywood claptrap. Debbie Schlussel
Read MoreThe Wind-Up Vibrator for Hippie Chicks
What does going green mean to that smelly hippie chick who only showers twice per week (three minutes each!), vegan
Read MoreGlobal Warming is About the Spread of Communism
Look at the way these idiots in Copenhagen for the Climate Summit are dressed. They are freezing their fool asses
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