TSA Now Only Looking at Penises- Not Prohibited Items
Adam Savage from Mythbusters describes today’s TSA fail- They made sure to take scans of his penis while allowing him
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Obama Failed With Civilian Trials of Gitmo Detainees
Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder are the big losers with the trial of Ahmed Ghailani in New York. Instead
Read MoreQuagmire Tells Brian Like it Is
I saw this on a recent Family guy rerun. This is amazing on so many levels. First of all, Seth
Read MoreTawainese Animators Know the Terrorists Have Won Too
The Don’t Touch My Junk Guy has reached the big time if the Tawainese have made computer animation news stories
Read MoreBest New Twitter Account: TSAgov
A hilarious new Twitter feed purported to be from the Transportation Security Administration debuted today with awesome results. You should
Read MoreIts Official: The TSA Considers Americans its Enemies
I have been patted down in airports abroad. Its not a big deal, and in fact, it goes quicker than
Read MoreWhat Bothers Me About the Happy Meal Ban
Jeannie Gaffigan, the wife of the large pale comedian Jim Gaffigan had a very insightful double tweet tonight that summed
Read MoreCyber Lefty Jailed for Bill O’Reilly DDoS Attack
An idiot hacker wannabe acquired access to a botnet to shutdown Bill O’Reilly, Ann Coulter and Rudy Giuliani’s websites back
Read MoreLiberals Love Calling Their Totalitarianism “Justice”
Whenever a liberal uses the word “Justice” you need to watch out. They aren’t referring to locking away criminals. They
Read MoreBob Etheridge Now At Home Fighting Students
Remember this douchenozzle? Bob Etheridge attacked two students for having the gall to ask him about his vote on Obamacare.
Read MoreObama Demands Gay Jewish Coconuts Removed
In a stunning anti-homosexual and antisemetic rant today, Barack Obama demanded that all gay coconuts and all of the Jewish
Read MoreWill Nancy Pelosi Quit?
After the crushing defeat of the Democrats on Tuesday there are lots of speculation about Nancy Pelosi’s future. Often speakers
Read MoreAmericans to House Democrats: GTFO!
Huge Republican avalanche tonight. In Virginia, we are sending 8 or 9 Republicans to Congress out of 11. Still keeping
Read MoreWho’s Up For Avatar 2?
I still havent seen Jim Cameron’s last enviro-nitwit Dances With Wolves from Sapce epic drama about smurfs, but I bet
Read MoreRubio’s Awesome Campaign Ad
HotAir says this is his first ad for 2016’s Presidential race. No way he could beat Chris Christy, but the
Read MoreNow They Make Stoner Soda
The medical marijuana racket is now producing yummy flavored soda pops that somehow, kids aren’t supposed to want to drink.
Read MoreDon’t Tell This Crowd Not to Pledge Allegiance
The League of Women Voters in Illinois tried to tell a crowd gathered to hear a congressional debate that they
Read MoreWhoa- Chinese Seminar on Why We Fail
Its a political ad, but I think it really gets its point across. The Chinese do own us. I remember
Read MoreYes, Black People Used to Whistle Dixie
The WaPo runs with a story about a Virginia professor who objected to a history book which contained factual information
Read More100 Tons of Pot Seized
There is so much of it it takes up a whole hanger. 200,000 pounds of pot seized just before the
Read MoreObama Rewriting Mythbusters Episodes
Obama announced that he just finished taping a walk-on role in which he issues a Mythbusters challenge about an Archimedes
Read MoreJerry Brown Helped Exterminate Black People
The elderly liberal whackjob Jerry Brown, running for Governor of California, promoted a madman who would be famous for killing
Read MoreHistorically, Liberal Women Have Always Been Ugly
Conservative women are prettier than their liberal counterparts. And it has always been so. Behold the Cindy Sheehan of her
Read More5 PM Music: The Army You Have – “See You In November”
Who’s up for a folksy song about voting in November? Me, that’s who.
Read MorePhysics Professor Quits American Physical Society Calling Global Warming a Fraud
Harold Lewis is the Professor Emiritus of physics at the University of California at Santa Barbara. This is not a
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