Helpful Advice for Vegan Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton announced that he is now a strict vegan, mostly not because it causes weight loss, but because his
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Joe Biden Loves Aborting Chinese Baby Girls
Joe Biden is an idiotic man. While in China he pandered to the politicians there and said, “Sure, aborting all
Read MoreSean Penn Shaves His Head
To support a cancerous-riddled dictator. From the AP here: Supporters of President Hugo Chavez shaved their heads in solidarity with
Read MoreShocker: Kung Fu Demonstration Breaks Out At Chinese Basketball Game UPDATED! Taiwanese Animators Weigh In
Shocker: Kung Fu Demonstration Breaks Out At Chinese Basketball Game, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. I have no idea what the
Read MoreLiberal Students Don’t Want to Have Their GPA Redistributed
The amazing thing about liberals is that they have no problem allowing two contradictory thoughts to exist in their head
Read MoreVirginia Tow Truck Drivers Still Scumbags
Chesapeake Virginia is apparently full of people who won’t pay their personal property taxes on their cars. And now the
Read MoreCrowdJamming the Cellphones is Here
Back in 2008, I posted a piece over at [GAS] about how the government, in times of crisis or threat,
Read MoreFelonious Munk Keepin’ It Real Over the Debt Ceiling
Turn your speakers way up on this one. If anyone complains, look at them deadpan and tell them “Yo, I’m
Read MoreTurban Bombs Do Exist and Muslims Want Them Banned
Notice in the story below that Muslims don’t want the bombings to stop. But they think suicide bombs shouldn’t be
Read MoreBarney Frank Queefs on Rachel Maddow’s Show
Representative Barney Frank tries to smuggle some Gentleman’s Relish in his caboose, but the old geezer just doesn’t have the
Read MoreShoulda Seen This Coming
Barack is an anagram for Ackbar. The downgrade, the stock market crash, the coming depression. How’s that hope and change
Read MoreAl Gore is Losing It
Al Gore has made millions of dollars by hokey carbon credit schemes based on his fantasy of Anthropogenic Global Warming.
Read MoreObama’s Policies on Illegal Immigration is Working!
Illegal aliens are self-deporting themselves by the hundreds thanks to the aggressive policies from the Obama administration. What are those
Read MoreRemy Gonna Make it Rain- Raise the Debt Ceiling!
My favorite political rapper is back with this awesome song about the current crisis du jour in DC.
Read MoreOregon Elects Furry Rapist Democrat
David Wu, when not trying to ruin the country with debilitating programs and tax hikes, is dressing up in fur
Read MoreHillary Damaging That Wall She’s Hit
Some women really hit the wall. Then others hit that wall, and back up and take about fifty more runs
Read MoreThis Time Virginia: More Medicaid Fraud Uncovered by Project Veritas
The undercover masters of Obama Disasters from Project Veritas, headed by James O’Keefe, have uncovered another egregious fraudster in civil
Read MoreNew Obama Scandal: Teleprompters Date Back to 1978
Boy Obama’s speeches sure sound familiar. Shared sacrifice, no easy solutions, conserve energy, must raise taxes now… Where have we
Read More2 PM Music: The Cults – “Go Outside”
Creepiest music video ever. It shows the moonbat cult of Jim Jones and the People’s Temple engaged in cultiness and
Read MoreBuilding a Religion for 2012
I love this video because it highlights the press’ obsession to take photographs that make Obama appear divine. The assignment
Read MoreLiberals Outraged Over Phone Hacking; Just Peachy With DoD hacking
How do you know that the story about the cell phone voicemails being accessed by reporters is a bogus story?
Read MoreBloody Muslim Bitches in the Back Row
The picture below is a prayer service in a public school in Canada. Muslims praying in school. No separation of
Read MoreOhio Medicaid Managers Willingly Support Russian Drug Dealers and Underage Prostitution
James O’Keefe is back, and this time he is taking a peek at the disgusting civil servants that hand out
Read MoreCongrats California! You Gave a License to Get Stoned to the Deadliest Addict in Your State
Recently the Federal Government ruled that marijuana has zero medicinal benefits and that it will remain on the same schedule
Read MoreMichelle Obama Stuffs her Face at Shake Shack
While her husband is lecturing everyone about eating peas, Michelle closed down a DC burger joint to scarf down a
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