Time to Ticket and Imprison Fatties
The soda pop ban in New York City was intended to save all Americans from the skyrocketing cost of healthcare
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Lesbians, Why You So Fat?
Hi lesbians. The feds want to know. So if you munch carpets and platters of cheeseburgers, do your fair share
Read MoreWomen’s History Month Highlights
Who knew there was such a thing as Women’s History month? Not me. But to get in the swing of
Read MoreJudge Rules Bloomberg Soda Ban is Stupid
This is great news for Americans and especially New Yorkers. Mayor Bloomberg was going to somehow ban the sale of
Read MoreReal War On Women: Head Chopper Shortage in Saudi Arabia
There just aren’t enough head-chopping psychos in Saudi Arabia to keep pace with all the women they are killing for
Read MoreProject Veritas Proves You’re On Your Own
Wow this video is pretty telling. And you can especially pick out the fat lazy Democrats who join the police
Read MoreHugo Chavez Finally Rots Completely
Hugo Chavez had cancer of the ass that ate his socialist body from the inside out. He eventually sought treatment
Read MoreDoD Threatens Oracle With Nuclear Annihilation
A recent DoD report says that all options are on the table, including nuclear counterstrikes, in response to a sophisticated
Read MoreOrganizing for Acce$$
This is an awesome and educational video about Obama’s new efforts to raise cash.
Read MoreBiden’s Advice Gets Virginia Man Busted
Vice President Joe Biden, a gun owner, told a Field and Stream reporter that if you want to keep someone
Read MoreSNL Skewers Obama as Exaggerating Liar
Seems like people are coming to the conclusion that Obama really doesn’t know anything about money or budgets. And I
Read MoreBradley Manning Confessed in Court- Game Over
Bradley Manning confessed at his court martial that he deliberately stole mounds of classified data and gave it to Wikileaks-
Read MoreObama is Retarded Due to Too Many Jedi Mind Melds
At a press conference, Obama declared that he couldn’t fix the sequester mess he initiated because he couldn’t “Jedi Mind
Read MoreParents of 6 YO Tranny Sue School Over Potty Privileges
Democrat attention whore parents in Colorado deliberately raised their baby boy to be completely confused over his own sexual identity.
Read MoreDon’t Like the Second Amendment? Then Change It
I was talking to my friend down here in Key West about gun-grabbing liberals and the fact that they would
Read MoreBitter Barista Doxxed and Fired
In case you needed more proof that hipsters who pay seven bucks for a stupid cup of coffee are joyless
Read MoreParents Donate 35k for School Playground; Fairfax County Deems it Unsafe
Elementary school parents fundraised and donated cash to get new climbing equipment installed at Farifax County’s Stratford Landing Elementary. And
Read MoreIdiot Libs Fear Fracking Might Spoil Beer
Arguing with liberals always makes my head hurt because libs ignore science and facts, and completely toss logic out the
Read MoreOn the 8th Day
This is a fantastic spoof on the Paul Harvey superbowl commercial.
Read MoreVirginia Might Create Own Currency
Most individual states in the United States are solvent. Virginia is working to stay that way by creating a framework
Read MoreMayland’s PG County Wants to Copyright Student’s Work
Under copyright law, anything you produce belongs to you. You don’t have to explicitly copyright those materials either. You make
Read MoreChrome Warns Users that Drudge Report is Serving Malware
Like most internet users, I rely on Drudgereport.com to aggregate my news from around the country and world. This morning
Read MorePastry Chef Refuses to Sell Cake for Lesbian Wedding
A state law in Oregon demands that no public business is allowed to withhold services to homosexuals. But when a
Read MoreAtlanta Security Guard Trying to Clean Up MLK Drive
Remember the security guard who tasered a loud-mouthed welfare cheat Obama Entitlement Enthusiast? After the video went viral, he got
Read MoreNotorious Fake Hate Crime Hoaxer Tawana Brawley Found Working in VA Nursing Home
There are some real investigative journalists still out there. One of them works for the New York Post. Tawana Brawley,
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