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Tragic July 4th deaths on Ocracoke Island. The truck that was used to transport the July 4th fireworks exploded in
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Pirates
McKinney Failboat Tries to Run the Israeli Blockade Again
Wild-haired moonbat Cynthia McKinney, who was once a loud-mouthed congresswoman from Georgia had previously tried to enter a warzone in
Read MorePirate Party Wins European Parliament Seat
How much can one seat out of 785 do when it comes to creating policy? I’m guessing not much. But
Read MoreFatbeard the Pirate Goes to Somalia
But not with any soulless Gingers aboard, Yaarrr!
Read MoreNew [GAS] Post: Pirate Bay Sent to Davy Jones’ Locker
The owners of the Pirate Bay torrent site were stunned when they were sent to jail for violating copyright laws.
Read MoreSomali Pirates Have a Blog
Everybody is getting a blog nowadays. Even the Somali Pirates. Check out their latest entry here: we have recruited some
Read MoreGo Navy! Kill Pirates!
The Navy did just what they should have done by killing the filthy Muslim pirates. Thanks to them at least
Read MoreMoonbat Actress Daryl Hannah Turns to Piracy on High Seas
Last I blogged about Daryl Hannah, she was up a tree in Los Angeles intefering with the property rights of
Read MorePiracy Along African Coast is Nothing New
Its actually the oldest trick in the book. Piracy originated from Muslim nations along the northern Mediterranean coast and along
Read MorePyrates Royale at the White Hart
One of the biggest reasons that I go to the Maryland RenFair is to see the Pyrates Royale sing their
Read MoreHappy Halloween! Our Pumpkins
My wife and her friend Susan spooned out the goo inside these pumpkins and carved this great Halloween message. We
Read MoreVery Cool Pirate Posters
Everyone’s life insurance policy comes with a rider for accidental dismemberment which stipulates how much money you get when your
Read MoreAvast, Scurvy Google! We’ll Be Plunderin’ Yer Datacenter!
Imagine if Google had a fleet of ships. Now imagine that Google put all of their servers on those ships
Read MoreNew Jersey Nerds Dressup as Ninjas; Deliver Ultimatums to Drug Dealers
Two New Jersey kids wore Ninja outfits and loaded up with throwing stars and nunchuks and ventured into the night
Read MoreNautical Forensics
A couple went on a fishing trip off the California coast and didn’t come back. Their boat washed ashore in
Read MoreTorrentSpy Tosses in the Towel
Legal Fees were mounting in their battle against the Motion Pictures Association of America, and rather than spend another dime
Read MoreMicrosoft Pursues Pirates
To me, the best part of a mystery is the pursuit- like the car chase scenes in movies, or when
Read MoreCaptain Kidd’s Adventure Prize Found
The Adventure Prize, the last ship taken by the worst pirate in history, Captain William Kidd, was found in 10
Read MoreFree Credit Report Pirate Commercial
I just love this commercial. Its for FreeCreditReport.com and its catchy as hell. The message is of course, that you
Read MoreCannons of the Queen Anne’s Revenge
Yarr! Undersea archaeologists in North Carolina have pulled up cannons from the wreck they believe to be the Queen Anne’s
Read MoreArrr! Tomorrow is Talk Like a Pirate Day, Matey!
Wednesday is the National Talk Like a Pirate Day. You are supposed to wear an eyepatch, say “Arrr” a lot
Read MoreRennfest Hair Wreathes
We took the baby to the Maryland Rennaisance Festival on Saturday. And we did it without a stroller. Not because
Read MoreGeekrage- Pyrodice Gets 7 Years for Arson
Russel Tavares, aka “Pyrodice” became livid in an online flame war and drove 1,300 miles to Texas from Virginia and
Read MoreFBI Busts Half-Billion Dollar Chinese Software Piracy Ring
Gangs in China were copying Symantec and Microsoft products for resale back to the United States. The FBI estimated that
Read MoreMPAA Uses Night Vision Goggles
What is up with Malaysia and the MPAA? I could maybe understand using dogs to crack DVD piracy rings, but
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