Babies Just Know
Babies instinctively know who will feed them better. This baby at the White House proves it. Michelle is holding the
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Remember the Misery Index?
For those of you old enough to remember the Jimmy Carter years (I was in grade school), you might recall
Read MoreObama the Taxman Proposes Electronic Vehicle Tracking
Drudge had a story today about Obama pushing to make you purchase an electronic tracking appliance that will track every
Read MoreObama Played PlayStation While Generals Ran Osama Kill
A photo released by the White House shows Obama in the situation room playing with his PlayStation while the adults
Read MoreShocker Obama Wanted to be a Pirate
Obama’s single mother, who chased exotic men around the world, dressed her kid as a pirate. And here I didn’t
Read MoreFinally! Now that Star Trek Boy Wonder Wil Wheaton Has Felt Violated, Maybe Something Will be Done About the TSA
Or maybe not. Wil Wheaton, the boy actor of such movies and TV shows as Stand By Me and Star
Read MoreLibya Explained in Terms I Can Understand
Well, almost. The guy controlling the Mighty Eagle waffles while pedaling his girl’s bike.
Read MoreHow Obama Supporters Feel About Libya
They are too stupid to be able to draw any realistic comparisons to Iraq and Bush, who actually got a
Read MoreMichael Moore Thinks Obama Should Return the Nobel Prize
Obama was in office for 8 minutes before someone stuck his name in the box for an opportunity to win
Read MoreObama Caves to Peer Pressure; Attacks Libya
Obama is a weak-ass President. He is a smoker who picked up the habit when all of his friends were
Read MoreLiberals Think Criticizing Obama Akin Bullying Disabled Child
Ann Coulter tweeted this video and it was hilarious. So I’m sharing.
Read MoreJPL Hippies Won’t Submit to Drug Testing; Crash Global Warming Satellite
In yet another long line of correct predictions, I was proven correct that the United States Supreme Court would uphold
Read MoreNow Congress Defunded ObamaCare
They told the IRS to stop carrying out the law that was declared unconstitutional. And they also told the dept
Read MoreHouse Defunds Obama’s Czars
Republicans are going to add to the huge unemployment numbers by firing the czars who work for Obama. I guess
Read MoreMichelle Obama is FAT Alright
Face Facts, America. For the first time in years, we have a First Lady who outweighs her husband. Michelle Obama’s
Read MoreObama Earns His Nobel Prize by Trading UK Nuke Secrets to Russia
Remember when Obama stupidly won the nobel prize for just being cool and inspiring? The committee mentioned that Obama would
Read MoreFinally! Video Proof Tea Party Followers are Racists!
In the video below you will see mobs of conservatives- all of them white- talk and laugh about making a
Read MoreNo Ramen for Chicago
I don’t know what all is going on in the news, but some guy with soup for hair isn’t allowed
Read MorePandas Get to Stay!
At the state dinner at the White House, Chinese Premier Hu Jintao announced that in the spirit of mutual respect
Read MoreChinese Premier Jets Into Washington
This video is so full of win. The Chinese stealth fighter, doing shots off the tummy of a Hooters girl-
Read MoreUS to Introduce One Stop Identity Spying While Twitter Turns Over Wikileaks Userbase
Wikileaks revealed today that Twitter has been issued a subpoena to turn over logfiles showing access to the Wikileaks Twitter
Read MoreR Lee Ermy Takes on Obama
Oorah! R Lee Ermy makes an appearance for a Toys for Tots drive and expresses his awesome opinion on the
Read MoreObama Thinks Dog Murderer Vick is Super Cool
Megyn Kelly does a great job reminding her viewers just what it was that Michael “Ron Mexico” Vick did to
Read MoreTaiwanese Animators Cover Obama’s Busted Lip
My Chinese is a bit rusty, but I think they are saying that Obama was suffering from a turkey dinner
Read MoreThin Skinned? Obama Gets Fat Lip Denied By White Heritage?
During a game of basketball yesterday Obama was given a fat lip by an errant elbow following a rebound. It
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