AP Twitter Account Hacked; Taiwanese Animators Show Obama Knocked Out By Michelle’s Fart
This is so hilarious on so many levels. Those Taiwanese animators skewer everyone in this one.
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No More Free Scooters for Fat Retired WalMart Shoppers
Remember those annoying Scooter Store commercials? Well the FBI raided the Scooter Store for medicaid fraud and now the company
Read MoreNASA Goes Asteroid A-Wranglin’
Obama gutted NASA. He wanted to use it for outreach to Islam, cancelled any plans to go to the moon
Read MoreAirballs and Bricks
I thought the Prez was supposed to be a baller? It took him 15 tries to sink a basket at
Read MoreBlack Mobs Attacking Shoppers in Downtown Chicago
Mobs of “youths” which is codeword for blacks, have attacked shoppers in Downtown Chicago over the weekend. News accounts are
Read MoreObama Boo-Birds
The laziest President ever took in a college hoops game at the DC Verizon Center. When a shot of him
Read MoreObama Insisted on Role in Bible TV Series
Barack Obama can’t sit by while Michelle Obama gets to present Oscars. He has to have a nice Hollywood gig
Read MoreOrganizing for Acce$$
This is an awesome and educational video about Obama’s new efforts to raise cash.
Read MoreSNL Skewers Obama as Exaggerating Liar
Seems like people are coming to the conclusion that Obama really doesn’t know anything about money or budgets. And I
Read MoreObama is Retarded Due to Too Many Jedi Mind Melds
At a press conference, Obama declared that he couldn’t fix the sequester mess he initiated because he couldn’t “Jedi Mind
Read MoreObama’s Business Kiss-of-Death Affects Ray’s Hellburger
Ray’s Hellburger is an awesome restaurant in Rosslyn. I bring my out-of-town friends there for lunch and the greasy burgers
Read MoreLiberal Poetry From a Hippie Chick
This is the poetry of the new generation, commonly called Generation Gimme. Oh, and click here to see the meaning
Read MoreObama Poses Kids Like Benneton Ad
Obama signed a bunch of stupid executive orders that would never have prevented the Sandy Hook massacre today. And none
Read MoreThunderdome: Democrat Chattel Riot Over Free Housing
Thousands of people who refuse to work for a living crowded the Wayne County Family Services Center in Taylor, MI
Read MoreTeacher Stomps On Flag; Gets Permanent Paid Vacation
Another South Carolina teacher made the news this week. This time, Scott Compton, an English Teacher at Chapin High School
Read MoreIts Deer Crossing Season- Liberal Woman Wants Signs Moved
I’m a little bit late to this story, but it is a good illustration of how the typical Obama-voting woman
Read MoreFat Welfare Obama Voter Bitches About Obama Voters Making Her Food
Francis Rosario is a fat slob who appears to be a single Mom on welfare in Georgia. As an Obama
Read MoreUganda to Kill the Gays as Christmas Gift to Citizens
A country who is combating rampant HIV spread has decided that the Gays are to blame. Uganda is passing a
Read MoreAn Obama Voter Shops for an iPad
Meet Jalonta Freeman. She knows a good bargain when she sees it. When a sketchy dude pulls into a gas
Read MoreCIA Director Petraeus Caught With Pants Down
The FBI was conducting an investigation into Former General David Petraeus’ biographer Paula Broadwell who had been trying to access
Read MoreObama Spikes the Layoff Football
The disaster that is Obamacare is prompting companies large and small to fire and layoff workers. We knew it was
Read MoreMaury Povich Has the Verdict
In the Case of Mitt Romney Versus Barack Obama And I can’t do a Maury post without pointing and laughing
Read MoreReason TV’s Take on the Election Results
America ratified the status quo. A Deadlocked Federal government that can’t do anything too dangerous or overreaching, but big steps
Read MoreYAEH: Yet Another Election Hangover
Obama won and I will begin spending far less of my income on stuff I don’t need to have. I
Read MoreObama’s Last Night as President
May as well put one more black guy on the unemployment line.
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