Top Kill: MMS Chief Fired
The unattractive fat chick who was the head of the Minerals Management Service resigned before her idol Barack Hussein Obama
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Obama Wants High School Kids to Show Their Papers
Doug Powers guest blogged at Michelle Malkin’s site and cracked me up when he said that although Obama has criticized
Read MoreIn Obama’s Military You Get a Medal for Not Fighting
There is a new proposal for a medal- one for “courageous restraint” that a soldier will earn for being shot
Read MoreObama Nominates Patton Oswalt to the Supreme Court
How fantastic that the voice of Ratatouille will be the new voice on America’s highest court? This week President Obama
Read MoreObama Was Banging Vera Baker
My readers know that I’m not a fan of Barack Obama. I disagree with just about all of his policies,
Read MoreObama’s Organized Community Needs National Guardsmen to Stop the Killing
Obama’s only job was as a community organizer before he moved to his new career of running the country into
Read MoreObamaCare PopUp Video
Awesome piece of tribute to VH-1 and it really tells the truth of how much this crap will cost everyone.
Read MoreIn Space No One Can Hear You Menstruate
The most women at once blasted off into space today. They had to train at NASA for a few weeks
Read MoreBarack Obama Throws Like a Woman
Old BO tossed out the first pitch of the season at Nationals Stadium wearing a Chicago WhiteSox cap while the
Read MoreObama Voters Take Their Sick Weiners Elsewhere
A urologist in Florida hilariously posted this flyer on his door telling patients that if they support Obama they should
Read MoreTake That Black People: Obama to Ban Menthol Cigarettes
Of course, that will only mean that Barack Obama will have all of the delicious menthols for himself! From the
Read MoreLOL: Republicans Think Obama is the AntiChrist
I’ve heard about a poll stating that 14% of Americans think Barack Hussein Obama may be the antichrist foretold in
Read MoreObamaCare is About ‘Controlling the People’
A Michigan Democrat Representative John Dingell yesterday admitted that ObamaCare is about keeping the population of the country “under control.”
Read MoreObamaCare Violates Civil Rights Act by Introducing Quotas on Race
Healthcare in crappy ghetto cities like Detroit is crappy because, according to leftists, not enough minorities are serving as doctors.
Read MoreACORN Shutting Down
Community Organizers are getting to be rare and I think that’s a good thing. Don’t worry. This Marxist group will
Read MoreAwesomeness: ObamaCare Plus ACORN Funding Restored
Obamacare passed. I guess Democrats all want to retire this November. Plus, remember when Congress defunded ACORN because they are
Read MoreAttorney General Eric Holder Promises to Mirandize Dead Terrorists
Not only are we going to read foreign terrorists rights granted only to Americans by our Constitution, we are now
Read MoreVirginia Passed the Virginia Health Care Freedom Act
Being a Virginian really makes me proud. I’m even prouder today. As Congress is busy rewriting the rules so they
Read More150 Bucks for Half-White Smoking Baby Doll
This doll costs 150 dollars. But collectors everywhere are upset because it doesn’t work as advertised. It says it comes
Read MoreInstead of Easter Eggs, Obama has April 5th Eco-Eggs
What could be more biodegradable than a genuine hard boiled egg? Certainly not a moonbat orb signed by dear leader
Read MoreObama to Ban Fishing?
Sure seems like that’s what he’s trying to do. Thanks to Robb who let me know this morning, before it
Read MoreDan Rather Says Obama is “Articulate” But Can’t Sell Watermelons
Who knew Dan Rather was still working? I heard on Rush today that Dan went on a news show to
Read MoreMost Ethical Congress Ever Makes Up Charges to Oust a Democrat Who Would Vote Against ObamaCare
And this is the way that politics get done under Obama and Nancy Pelosi. If they can’t get the votes
Read MoreJay-Z and Beyonce Chillin’ in White House Situation Room
Rapper Jay-Z and Beyonce were given star treatment at the White House. They were admitted into the White House Situation
Read MoreObama Switches From Kools to Newport Lights
Under the advice of doctors, Barack Obama has quit smoking Kool cigarettes, his favorite since the age of 14, to
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