Smoking Weed Makes College Kids Stupid
If you are illegally conspiring to break the state’s drug laws, you don’t lean out the window to shout that
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BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
MySpace
MySpace is the Devil. Cruddy websites for idiots.
Earthlink Fires Half of Employees
Carnage at Earthlink. And more to come probably. Earthlink is trying to phase away from its money-losing business of cheap
Read MoreHelp Me, I Need a Translator
Does anyone speak “Stupid Blonde Whore?” Watch this video and help me decipher “Miss South Carolina” Lauren Caitlin Upton’s Miss
Read MoreDiced Coon and Salem Witch Trials
There are times when I see things in news articles when I have immediate, instinct reactions. Sometimes I bark out
Read MoreFake Cheerleader Busted in Virginia
Meet Tasha Mitchell. She has been on some kind of bizarre nationwide crime spree, posing as a cheerleader, magazine salesman,
Read MoreSuicide By Text Message
You know the incredibly annoying Cingular commercial with the little girl speaking text? Well apparently she was given a pickup
Read MoreFacebook Users Desperate for New Friends
This CNET article points out that over 40 percent of Facebook users will willingly expose their personal information to anyone who
Read MoreGeekrage- Pyrodice Gets 7 Years for Arson
Russel Tavares, aka “Pyrodice” became livid in an online flame war and drove 1,300 miles to Texas from Virginia and
Read MoreDredded Hippie Protester Tasered
A kooky dredded eco-religionist, Johnathan “Slugger” Crowell of West Dummerston, Vermont, tied his dumb ass to a drum in a
Read MoreMySpace Gang Sword Attack
Wanna-be Thugs in a Wanna-be City use a Wanna-be Weapon to almost sever the arm off of a teenager. These
Read MoreBusted Speeding 205mph in a 65 Zone
I very much enjoyed my stay at the Stations Inn over the weekend. As a motorcyclist’s resort, it has quite
Read MorePoor Kids Need Porn Too
This is so funny I laughed out loud when I read it. The stupid program, OLPC, or One Laptop Per
Read MoreStraw Parents are Evil
A douchebag and his stupid wife are in jail for child neglect. They quit feeding their children because, they claim,
Read MoreOne Third Teens Too Dumb to Avoid Cyber Bullies
The Pew Internet center just conducted a cyber bullying poll and found out that a third of teens claim that they
Read MoreCutest Nigerian 419’s Evah!
Aww, look at the cuteness and send me all your money. Gullible women are falling for the Nigerian advance fee
Read MoreApple Stores Block MySpace
Apple is too cool for self-obsessed bad HTML coders. Too many idiots were coming into the Apple Stores and monopolizing
Read MoreMySpace Caves- Turns In Sex Offenders
I wrote last week that MySpace was going to face some embarrassment over a request by States Attorneys General to
Read MoreMySpace Pressured by States AGs
MySpace is supposed to be identifying and removing profiles of known sex offenders. It is supposed to do this by
Read MoreMySpace House Parties
I have seen a disturbing trend in the UK regarding house parties and MySpace. If word of a house party
Read MoreMySpace Kid Complains About Going To Work
The Internet’s self-proclaimed “Youngest Blogger,” Seth Hicks, aged 8, complained on his blog at www.myspace.com/mommydontknow that he is very upset
Read MoreFall Out Boy Delays Tour
Super Emo Band Fall Out Boy has delayed the start of their new tour due to “personal issues.” Hundreds of
Read MoreCOPA Ruled Unconstitutional
The Child Online Protection Act, which required age verification to access “indecent” websites, was ruled unconstitutional by a US District
Read MoreSoviet Dissident Murdered by Maniac
A Hillsboro, Virginia resident, who was a famous Soviet dissident, was murdered in cold blood at a rest stop in
Read MoreIs It MySpace or Pot That Makes You Stupid?
A stupid pothead was posting photos of his pot plants and weapons on his MySpace profile. Do you think he
Read MoreEmo Kids in the News
Every new generation comes along and thinks that they are unique. That no previous generation or group of kids were
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