Going Rate for 1-Legged Whores
According to the London market, the top price for a 1-legged whore seems to be around 2,000 dollars per hour.
Read More
BelchSpeak
I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Music
CAKE’s Latest Song
I am a big CAKE fan. No, not the type with frosting, the band. They have brilliant lyrics, progressive rhythm
Read MoreAwesome Credit Card
Sorry, but the hardest working man in showbusiness was not the late James Brown. It is Gene Simmons, metal god
Read MoreSir Paul Hides the Art, Changes the Locks
The split between Sir Paul McCartney and his one-legged whore is heating up. Heather called the cops to report that
Read MoreBeatles Stamps
A set of stamps featuring the Beatles Album covers are expected to be released in England on January 9th. I
Read MoreWhen Stalking is Funny
Wierd Al has a hilarious video out based on a song from his hit album “Straight Outta Linwood” called “Do
Read MoreTrey Anastasio Busted for DWI, Drugs
Just goes to show its never a good idea to be out driving at 3:30 AM. That just makes you
Read MoreEvel Knievel Suing Kanye West
Kanye West appears to have filmed his video “Touch the Sky,” in which he appears in Evel Knievel’s jumpsuit to
Read MoreIts 2006. New Beatles Album on Tuesday.
Yes, the Beatles are somehow still putting out new albums over 30 years after their breakup, and they are not
Read MoreKanye West is a Psycho Sore Loser
Kanye West was able to tear himself away from his great big Box ‘O Porn long enough to throw a
Read MoreGreat New Sound- The Raconteurs
I caught the band’s hit on the radio the other morning and really liked the sound. Its great to have
Read MoreDylan’s When the Deal Goes Down
I have never been much of a Bob Dylan fan. But if the other songs on his album are like
Read MorePirate Ballads and Sea Chanteys
Probably one of the best things to come from the Pirates of the Carribbean Trilogy was this masterpiece collection of
Read MoreWhen Did Rock ‘N Roll Become So Gay??!
Rock and Roll is finally dead. There are hardly any good bands worth listening to, and judging by the MTV
Read MoreMozely Rose Rocks
I had the very happy coincidence of being able to see Mozely Rose on the last night of our vacation
Read MoreRide to Benefit Fragile X
I am exhausted after a wonderful weekend trip to the tops of Virginia, North Carolina and Tennessee to participate in
Read MoreKanye Dropped His Box O’ Porn
Kanye was performing at a private concert designed to raise money for AIDS research and prevention. When he left, he
Read MoreHerndon’s Patriotic 4th
Last night we attended the awesome July 4th celebration in downtown Herndon. It was very family oriented, with Moms, Dads
Read MoreRose Bites Man
Who knew that Guns N Roses are back touring? I had no idea until this story crossed by Yahoo News
Read MoreAnn Coulter is a Deadhead?
Yes, and a raging one at that. Ann Coulter, the author of the best selling Godless, recently gave an interview
Read MoreHeather Mills McCartney: Well Paid 1-Legged Whore
Heather Mills stands to earn four-hundred million dollars by divorcing ex-Beatle Paul McCartney. Now it comes out that she has
Read MoreSoundQuilt
Camping I hadn’t been camping since I was a teenager, and I faced this challenge with a bit of FUD,
Read MoreMusic Review: Steam Powered Airplane
Steam Powered Airplane is an excellent four-piece bluegrass band. They consist of four vocalists who play guitar, banjo, full upright
Read MoreMusic Review: Walnut Grove Band
The Walnut Grove Band is a four-piece group that has combined rock and roll with a neo-70’s funk sound with
Read More