Stormtroopers Discover Earth’s Popular Playlists
From Star Wars Weekend. Stormtroopers appreciate good music.
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Rapper’s Rod Reattached
Andre Johnson cut off his own wiener in a pot-hazed act of depression, but is happy to report that the
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Jack White Presses World’s Fastest Album
Jack White sings a concert for a Live Long Play Album, rushes the sound to the record press facility and
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What the Dance Floor in Hell Looks Like
Science! This is pretty cool, and will likely turn into a product for stoners.
Read MoreRapper Gets Shot in Drive By In Mom’s Funeral Procession
What? A Rapper got shot in a driveby on the way to bury his dead mom? The Hell You Say!
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Widower Enters a SongWriting Contest
This is a pretty great story.
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Super Mario Played on the “Sheng”
I gotta admit, I’d never seen this instrument before. But it has a great sound, and in the hands of
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Eye of the Tiger: Performed by Dot Matrix Printer
For the first 6 months of my IT career, I ran around town to industrial spaces fixing gigantic dot matrix
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RIP Shirley Temple Black
She was probably the last child star to have had a wonderful, fulfilling life outside of her acting career. This
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Hope Neil Young Will Remember When He Pretended to Be an Indian
Ezra Levant broadcasts this epic takedown of Lifelong Liberal Neil Young.
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I Feel the Same Way About Justin Bieber
The little wuss puss got busted for drunken drag racing. Is he dead yet? Dang.
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3 PM Music: Foster the People – “Coming of Age”
This is a new song by Foster the People and the video showing a huge mural being painted in time
Read MoreState Department to Send Rap Stars to Asia to Promote “Conflict Resolution”
The State Department is looking to send black hip hop musicians to Asia and eastern Europe on an all-expenses-paid tour
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Drunk Santa Gets Busted By the Cops
In the key of “Drunk History” is this guy singing a Christmas song… Drunk.
Read More3 PM Music: Patrick North – “My Posse”
Having a posse often means you have to fight to get some alone time.
Read MoreYoko Ono Feels Underappreciated and Blamed for Breaking Up Beatles
Yoko Ono says that all the Beatles fans that blamed her for breaking up the Beatles made her feel like
Read More2 PM Music: Go Remy – “If You Like Your Plan You Can Keep It: The Rap”
Remy is back, and as usual, he knocks this one out of the park!
Read More1 PM Music: Kings of Leon – “Supersoaker”
These guys are pretty awesome.
Read More7 PM Music: Washington Irving – “Palomides”
The music is mostly acoustic, and the song is catchy, but the video idea of using a magic eye to
Read MoreAwesome Parody Song- “What Does My Girl Say?”
That stupid earworm european video of “What Does the Fox Say” has been rewritten in an epic way. What does
Read More2 PM Music: Foo Fighters – “Come Alive”
This is a great acoustic version of FF’s Come Alive.
Read MoreAwesome Halloween Light Show Set to SAIL
So the whacky tacky houses aren’t settling for just a Christmas light show. They are also getting in on for
Read MoreEagles in the News
A North Carolina woman stabbed her boyfriend because he kept listening to the Eagles over and over and over again.
Read More11 AM Music: White Gold – “One Gallon Axe”
Get yourself an epic mustache, a clear guitar that doubles as a milk jug, and put a skinny Oprah lookalike
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