Wait, Lesbians Can’t Go on E-Harmony
This is a hilarious video of chronically troubled Lindsay Lohan doing a spoof of a e-harmony commercial. Good for her
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Is the Time Right for Drive-In Movies?
For the past few years I have talked with friends about what a cool idea it would be to bring
Read MoreNew Movie Notorious Opened. Black People Shoot at the Screen
Of course any movie involving black actors, rap music, and gangsta thuglife means that someone, somewhere just has to bust
Read MoreMater the Greater Pixar Cars Toon
We were watching ABC Family tonight trying to get my toddler interested in trains by urging him to watch Polar
Read MoreX-Men Origins: Wolverine Trailer
This is teh awesome. If you love comic books, you have to love the way Hugh Jackman portrays Wolverine. He’s
Read MoreGrand Theft Auto IV- The Naked Gun Mashup
The Naked Gun’s opening credits are some of the funniest in motion picture history. Click below to enjoy. Now someone
Read MoreMonsters Vs Aliens- New Trailer for Awesome Movie
We rented Kung Fu Panda last night. I told Jess we should have just bought this one since we both
Read MoreWhat Has Pixar Been “Up” to?
This is the trailer for the latest Disney/Pixar movie, “Up.” It features cranky-ass Ed Asner as the voice of the
Read More1 PM Music: Evan Rachel Wood- BlackBird, from Across the Universe
I’m posting this for a couple of reasons. First, my wife loves this song and she loves the movie even
Read MoreWho Signed Me Up for Islamic Netflix?
I got my copy of Obsession: Radical Islam’s War Against the West in the mail yesterday and sat down to
Read MoreStupid Hollywood Whore Loses Custody of Child
Sharon Stone, who treats her foreign adopted children like Paris Hilton treats chihuahuas, has lost custody of Roan, one of
Read MoreSadness Sweeping Radiator Springs
First Big Red burst through a guard rail and plummeted to his death. Next, Fillmore’s engine froze up after drinking
Read MoreWatchmen Will Be Spectacular
The movie 300 was a frame by frame adaptation of Frank Miller’s Graphic Novel of the same name. Now the
Read MoreDavid Duchovny Addicted to Cheating on his Wife
XFiles star David Duchovny has checked into rehab because he can’t stop banging women other than his wife. He’s an
Read MoreAmerican Carol Looks Hilarious
A new movie is coming out just before the election that is sure to make leftists like Michael Moore look
Read MoreYou Have to Watch Bagdad High on HBO
We stumbled onto this amazing documentary last night while channel surfing and we are really glad we found HBO’s documentary,
Read MoreMay The Force Be With the Non-Smokers
The new animated Clone Wars movie opening this week is going to be rated PG, in part because cartoon people
Read MoreIsaac Hayes Dead at 65: Fudge Him!
Where do the worshippers of Xenu go when they die? According to CNN here, he was found cold and stiff
Read MoreGo See Bottle Shock
This looks like it is going to be a great American movie about the wine tasting in 1976 that shocked
Read More11:30 PM Music: Loudon Wainwright III- Daughter
We just finished watching Knocked Up, and because we love this song so much I thought I should post it.
Read MoreHot Wings and Beer: Andy Dick Can’t Handle Them
I was on the floor laughing at the mugshot of douchebag comedian Andy Dick, who was busted outside a Buffalo
Read MoreCameo Spotting
Before the baby came along, my wife and I would have discussions about movies along the lines of, “The guy
Read MoreCrystal Skulls are Frauds. Surprised? Nah.
I had never heard of the whole crystal skull mythology until the latest Indiana Jones movie came out. And leading
Read MoreMadonna Divorcing Guy Ritchie
Madonna is hiring Paul McCartney’s divorce lawyer to try to help her keep her own money in the upcoming divorce
Read MoreIncredible Hulk Movie Smashes!
I just got back from seeing the Incredible Hulk movie starring Ed Norton and Liv Tyler. It was pretty good,
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