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As in Natasha Romanova, the Black Widow. SHIELD agent, martial arts master and hottie, played here by Real Life Hottie
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Movies
Pacman Movie
Saw this over at Geeks are Sexy and thought it was pretty bizarre. Would Hollywood actually make this into a
Read MoreMidnight Music: Jonsi – “Sticks and Stones”
Not usually into Icelandic rock. But Jonsi’s song Sticks and Stones was featured during the closing credits of one of
Read MoreWhen He Comes Back I Won’t Get in the Way of Your Incest
I was doing ROFLcopters when I saw this. Maybe its because its late and I’m a tad slaphappy. Maybe its
Read MoreTraffic Spike
I got a massive traffic spike due to a story I blogged about here in 2007 regarding Mary Shieler who
Read MoreSandra Bullock is Stupid
Only two words can describe “Bombshell Magee,” the tattooed freakshow Jesse James, Sandra Bullock’s husband, had been slipping his willie
Read MoreThis is How You Make Movie Trailers
I bet you didn’t know there was a formula, did you? The only thing missing from this is a voice-over
Read MoreDamn. I Had the Wrong Corey on my DeadPool
I always thought Feldman would go before Haim. From RealityTVWorld here: Former The Two Coreys star and teen idol Corey
Read MoreThere Won’t Be Hollywood Telethons and Concerts for Chile
An earthquake even more powerful than the one that hit Haiti struck in Chile. As the death toll continues to
Read MoreSilent Bob’s a Big Fat Slobby Blob
I generally like Kevin Smith’s movies and his geeky comic-book loving side. But when you get too fat to fly
Read MoreAvatar Movie Review By Joe Biden
Via HotAir, this awesome review by the second most powerful man in the world plus an avid and enthusiastic Aspergers
Read MoreAnother Great Avatar Review
Here is another old cranky bastard who thinks the movie Avatar was far less stellar than all the hype. Its
Read MoreBrad and Angelina to Split- Orphans Worldwide Have Hope Crushed
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have finally hung up the child-catcher net and have called it quits. They are going
Read MoreStill Haven’t Seen Avatar. But I’ll See THIS
Epic movie about a three-day open invitational beer pong tournament. Every day these competitors wake up drink beer all day,
Read MoreChildhood Comes to Life
My family were one of the last adopters of Cable Television on our block when I was growing up, but
Read MoreHollywood’s New Years Resolution to Produce Original Material Already Broken
I guess its nice to see Will Smith making his kid earn his keep. The Karate Kid (2010) Trailer –
Read MoreJack Bauer Ends Up on the Naughty List
Agressive interrogation techniques by Mr. Bauer here is uncalled for.
Read MoreI Won’t Be Seeing Avatar
God bless the movie critics. They are like crash test dummies for my brain’s exposure to Hollywood claptrap. Debbie Schlussel
Read MoreNew Avatar Movie Looks Familiar
I already think the new Avatar movie is nothing more than “Dances with Wolves” but in outer space. Now I
Read MoreNew Mater CarsToon: UFM – Unidentified Flying Mater
There is an awesome new Pixar Mater CarsToon where Mater relates the tall tale of how he encountered a flying
Read MoreGeorge and AJ From UP Had a Bad Week
Pixar has a cartoon featurette showing what happened to the two orderlies from the Shady Oaks Retirement home after Mr.
Read MoreDC’s National Cathedral Has Darth Vader Grotesque
I had no idea catholicism was so cool nowadays. The National Cathedral in Washington DC had some kids come up
Read MoreMini-Me Has a Little Legal Problem
Dimunitive actor Verne Troyer has been accused of stalking an ex girlfriend. From the Telegraph here: Former beauty queen Yvette
Read MoreI Just Threw Up in My Mouth a Little
Rosie O’Donnell, the fat lesbian whose own marriage is crumbling in front of the 4 kids she’s adopted or created
Read MoreConfessed Rapist Polanski Denied Bail, Still in Jail
The courts in Switzerland won’t allow Roman Polanski to just stay at home under house arrest because, duh, he’s a
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