Can’t Wait to See “Paul”
I am a huge Simon Pegg fan. He just came out with a book, Nerd Do Well and his newest
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Dad Gum Metal Mater’s Hard Core!
I got to watch the latest Pixar Cars Toon, Heavy Metal Mater tonight with the boy. Its an awesome story
Read MoreMichael Jackson’s Zombie Corpse Scaring Away the Birds
Or maybe its just a scarecrow. If Michael Jackson was a zombie, he would only want to eat the brains
Read MoreMegamind’s “No You Can’t!” Obama Poster
[ad code=2 align=center] I usually don’t click on ad banners, but I saw this ad below for the upcoming Dreamworks
Read MoreBollywood Studios Use DDoS to Takedown Torrents
Everyone who argues for “Net Neutrality” usually does so because they like to use torrents to download copyrighted materials. And
Read More5 PM Music: Maxence Cyrin – “Where is My Mind? (Pixies Cover)
A classical pianist plays the Pixies iconic song over scenes to an old silent movie starring “The mysterious Lady” (1928)
Read MoreI Love the Piano Music of Silent Films
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Read MoreMonster Truck Mater Punching Toy
Monster Truck Mater, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. Disney/Pixar continues to find great ways to pry cash from my wallet. No
Read MoreDocumentaries Arent Just for Leftists
Move over, Michael Moore, you fat-necked twat. You aren’t the only guy with a video camera who can make a
Read MoreLots-o-Huggin Bear Pixar Easter Egg
Last month I was watching Pixar’s Up with my 3-year-old and noticed that Lotso makes a surprise appearance in the
Read MoreWas Oksana Blackmailing Mel?
When Mel Gibson left Oksana, he gave her 15 Million bucks in support. That should be enough for anyone to
Read MoreMel Gibson Might Be Right About Oksana
I have listened to all of the Mel Gibson tapes that were recorded phone calls between Mel and his young
Read MorePolanski Freed by Swiss
When it comes to raping kids, that’s all right with the Swiss. From Swissinfo here: The Swiss authorities have decided
Read MoreBuster and Woody
Saw this on Twitter- Buster and Woody in Toy Story 2 and 3. The dog would have grown rather old
Read MoreExcessive Time Travel Makes You a Twitchy Golfer
Great Scott Marty McFly! This is a video from last year showing Michael J Fox furiously swinging his club in
Read MoreDennis Hopper Eaten by a Giant Bird
I was out at dinner and my lovely wife mentioned to me that “Hopper died.” “I know,” I said. “He
Read MoreI Finally Understand the Twilight Phenomena
It took this video and some stick figures to ‘splain it to me.
Read MoreIts Not a Loser Cruiser. Its a Swagger Wagon
No, I’m not getting a Mini van. But maybe after seeing this commercial, I might just maybe consider getting a
Read MoreDan Akyroyd Believes in Aliens who are LawBreakers Scared to Be on Earth After 9/11
I keep saying there are no such things as aliens, and no one, despite the massive leaps in information sharing,
Read MoreNew Movie About Horseback Riding
Riding crops, stirrups and equestrian events may be featured as well. Giddyup.
Read MoreSee This Movie
A Site called Plot-o-matic will create that award winning movie that legions of idiots will flock to see. I made
Read MoreSandra Bullock is Still Stupid
Behold the awesome decision-making prowess of America’s sweetheart actress Sandra Bullock. Not only does she pick really creepy guys she
Read MoreMy Favorite Part of Titanic
You know back in the 19-teens, there were no digital cameras, no internet and no way to get “Girls to
Read MoreAre You Going to Buy Avatar Today?
Most movies come out on Tuesdays. But today’s Thursday. Why is Cameron putting his blue eco-religionist, anti-war “Dancing With Wolves”
Read MoreHow To Repair Your HomeWrecking Image: Stipclub Tour!
FAIL! Bombshell McGee, the tattooed whore who broke up the marriage between Jesse James and Sandra Bullock has decided that
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