Amazon Now Selling Groceries
I went out to Best Buy last night to get the re-release album of the Traveling Wilburys. It was going
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Behind the Scenes with Stanley Kubrick
Some of my favorite movies of all time were directed by Stanley Kubrick- The Shining, Full Metal Jacket, and A
Read MoreLarry and Laurie David Split
Uber-eco-religionists Larry David and Laurie David are facing an inconvenient truth of their own. They no longer can stand to
Read MoreThe Mach 5
Like most adult men my age, I played with Matchbox and Hot Wheels die cast cars as a kid. I
Read MoreLindsay Lohan is a Menace
How can an underaged woman drink so much? Lindsay wrecked her $175,000 Mercedes because she was drunk and stupid. That
Read MoreOptimus Prime and Transformers High Res Images
One of the movies I’m stoked about this summer is Transformers, by Director Michael Bay and Producer Steven Spielberg. With
Read MoreEco-Disaster Movies Flood Theaters
For some reason, studios are producing a plethora of disaster movies based on Global Warming. And if Water World is
Read MoreSpiderman 3 Was Goofy Marvel Team-Up
Like many others, I saw Spiderman 3 on opening weekend. The movie pulled in almost 150 million on its opening,
Read MoreGrouchy Landlords
I hated having a landlord. They would always make you feel so ashamed if you were just a couple of
Read MoreFall Out Boy Delays Tour
Super Emo Band Fall Out Boy has delayed the start of their new tour due to “personal issues.” Hundreds of
Read MoreLiberalism and Lack of Judgement
I have been aware for some time now that the only so-called “sin” that a Liberal recognizes is if someone
Read MoreNew Maroon5 Album Coming Soon
I was beginning to get worried. Many bands that win best new artist end up in absolute obscurity or generate
Read MoreSmells Like Polycarbonate
Two dogs, Lucky and Flo, employed by the Motion Pictures Association of America, the MPAA, are in Malaysia looking for
Read More300 Movie Was Awesome
Just got back from seeing Frank Miller’s 300. Not only was it a faithful recreation almost panel for panel of
Read MoreHuman Giants Spoof David Blaine
I don’t hate David Blaine because he’s a magician. I hate him because he uses his street tricks to make
Read MoreSteven Spielberg Had Stolen Rockwell
I wrote about the Art Crime Team and its efforts to locate a stolen Rockwell painting of russian schoolchildren. They
Read MoreBrangelina Takes the Net to Vietnam
Serial Adopters Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are in Vietnam with a big net, stalking the yards of the local
Read MoreNew Fantastic 4 Trailer
This looks incredible! This new trailer features a chase sequence between the Human Torch and the Silver Surfer. Behold the
Read MoreWorst Oscars Evah?
That seems to be the consensus. And unlike the so-called “consensus of scientists on climate change,” this time its a
Read MoreMovie Review of Pan’s Labyrinth
To read other reviews, you would think that Pan’s Labyrinth is the best movie since Citizen Kane. It has even
Read MoreI Feel Violated and Dirty
My whole life has passed by so far without me sitting down on my living room sofa to watch violent
Read MoreShrek the Third
The new trailer is out. I love the Shrek movies and this one looks like its going to be fun.
Read MoreFantasticar Unveiled
Not only is the next Fantastic Four movie going to feature Norrin Radd, aka Silver Surfer, but it will also
Read MoreSilver Surfer Movie
Actually, it is the Fantastic Four sequel that is due out in 2007, and its called Fantastic Four: Rise of
Read MoreStranger Than Fiction- Best Movie This Year
Will Ferrell delivered the performance of his life in the movie “Stranger Than Fiction.” It is also hands down, the
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