Slow Posting
The pace of work is pretty heavy now which is why posting has slowed to a crawl. I’m in the
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Movies
Worst Movie Ever Made
I had the terrible experience of sitting through Strange Wilderness, a horrible movie so bad that it scored a 0.0
Read MoreNew IronMan Movie is a Must See
Most superhero movies have a level of cheesiness you expect. But Ironman is the first movie to eliminate the cheese
Read MoreBear Trainer Fired for Spilling All His Blood During Training Session
Stephan Miller was a dumbass. He trained bears for a living, or at least attempted to. He should have quit
Read MoreSnipes Goes to Jail
Daniel Meachum, pictured below at the right, has now represented another black celebrity right into a jail cell. First he
Read MoreI Like Making Blind Kids Do Tricks Too
I have a great idea for a film. I take six blind kids and make them tight-rope walk across a
Read MoreFinally Robin Williams Made Me Laugh
His wife, who used to be the nanny for his kids when he was married to his ex, is suing
Read MorePity the Mayor of Whoville
We took the baby to see Horton Hears a Who yesterday afternoon while I was enjoying my St. Patrick’s Day
Read MoreI Think I’m Going to Like Hulu
Its Hulu.Com. Its a joint venture site between Fox and NBC to bring high quality video to your desktop. And
Read MoreOld and Busted: AIDS Ribbons. New Hotness? Terrorist Ribbons
Look what the old whore Julie Christie wore to the Oscars! An Orange ribbon signifying her undying support of the
Read More3:30 PM Monday Music: Falling Slowly from Once
This won Oscar for the best song in a Motion Picture in 2007. I watched the Oscars and jeered when
Read MoreMovie Review: Jumper
It has been a while since I had regretted a movie ticket purchase this much. In retrospect, I should have
Read MoreChina Bans Ghosts From Internet, Pirated Videos
Along with rounding up all their retarded citizens to keep them from drooling and doing retarded things in front of
Read MoreNew IronMan Trailer
I squealed a little when I saw the latest IronMan trailer during the Superbowl. I really can’t wait for this
Read MoreAlways Bet on Black: Snipes Dodges Felony Convictions
Wesley Snipes hired a brilliant lawyer after all. His lawyer convinced a jury not to convict Snipes on Tax Fraud
Read MoreGay Cowboy Brokeback Bunnies
With the death of Heath Ledger, there are some guys out there, most likely at the urging of their wife
Read More“Bills’ Creations” are the Happiest YouTube Videos Evah!
I stumbled onto a real gem of a collection of YouTube videos last night and just had to share. The
Read MoreHeath Ledger, Dead Gay Cowboy
No joke, Joker. Gyllenhaal finally figured out how to quit you. Heath Ledger ate all of Mary Kate Olson’s his
Read MoreSpace Welders in Orbit: Star Trek XI Teaser Trailer
Technically, the welding sparks would expand in a globe around the joints being welded, but I’m just being picky. Otherwise,
Read MoreBeating the Drum Year by Year
This is a cool video only because it is better than watching some tool with a Polaroid take a picture
Read MoreThe Tom Cruise Scientology Indoctrination Video
Wow. So you are thinking about joining a stupid cult that takes all of your money? Not too sure which
Read MoreAre The Side Effects Worth It?
I keep seeing commercials for Requip to control the horrifying social disease of “restless leg syndrome.” First, I find it
Read MoreMcLovin is SuperBad!
I’m a little late to this, but I finally got to see the end of Superbad last night on DVD.
Read MoreThe Dark Knight Batman Trailer
Here is the trailer for the next Batman Movie, the Dark Knight. It looks okay I suppose, but Ledger’s Joker
Read MoreAwesome Dr. Seuss Movie
This spring the best Dr. Seuss Book ever comes to the big screen without all the mangling by directors attempting
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