Marlin the Sheepdog
We got a new member of the family. Meet Marlin. He’s about 11 weeks old and he’s a fluffy, bouncy
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Bob Ross’ Grave
I visited the grave of Bob Ross in Florida. Happy Little Corpse pic.twitter.com/0fZyHp0FTZ — CISO – Black Spire Outpost (@BelchSpeak)
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BLM is a Political and Religious Movement based on Ethnic Gnosticism
I have been trying to figure out what is going on with the Black Lives Matter movement and how it
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No, You Really Don’t Care About Puerto Rico
Stop pretending that you really give two shits about Puerto Rico. You don’t. Unless you are from there or have
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Swimming with the Manatees
This past weekend was our ten-year wedding anniversary. As a couple we had hoped that we would have been able
Read MoreThe Anandapur Coca Cola House
This is a beautiful beverage house in Disney’s Animal Kingdom. The place is decorated in Nepalese photos of people enjoying
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Florida Aquarium in Tampa Was Awesome
Been in Florida a while but only now got the chance to visit Tampa. What better place to take the
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Ziplining Over Gators
My friend took this video of me taking a Zipline over alligators at Gatorland on New Year’s Day. Yeah, it
Read MoreThe Krampas Threat
Its Christmas eve and the kid is whining about picking up his Lincoln logs and Legos. So I wanted to
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Pumpkin Smashing!
We had to throw out our Jack-o-lanterns, so I let the boy have a pumpkin smashing fiesta!
Read MoreTrick or Treating Doctor
The boy went as the Matt Smith Doctor Who for Halloween. One side of the trick-or-treat bag said “Bad Wolf”
Read MoreSandhill Cranes Giving the Stink Eye
Sandhill cranes are 4 feet tall, have red crowns, have wide gauge piercings through their beaks, and will often stand
Read MoreRumors of War
My kid spends long minutes setting up his battalions to face off against each other on the Acaciawood battlefield. There
Read MoreGorgeous Day for a Ride
The poker run to benefit Fragile X is on!
Read MoreA Bad Day Fishin’
Is still better than a good day workin’. My kid with Mr Jimmy on the lake. Heading up to Carolina
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Great Thomas Jefferson Tweet
This is a pretty good collection of pearls of wisdom from Thomas Jefferson. Lots of people should take heed of
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Slow Blogging Cuz Life Changes!
Blogging has been a bit slow. I got a new job. When I’m not drinking from a firehose while I
Read MoreWeeping Angel Artwork
The family has been binge-watching a lot of Doctor Who in the past several days. The one about the weeping
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Widower Enters a SongWriting Contest
This is a pretty great story.
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Oakland Nature Preserve
Oakland Nature Preserve, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. We are still exploring the area. We found the Oakland Nature
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Crane in the Mist
Crane, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. This is another photo of Lake Apopka. It is my third time visiting
Read MoreEndless Reflections of Lake Apopka
Visited this large still lake today. The endless perfect reflection of the sky on the water was stunning. And we
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Never Help Lesbians Father a Child
David Marotta learned the hard way not to deliver a dixie cup of spooge to lesbians advertising on Craigslist. Now
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Do Vaccinations Cause Autism?
No, they don’t. But lets pretend for a minute and a half that vaccinations did indeed cause autism in 1
Read MoreNew Theme, New Ads
There are a few changes here at BelchSpeak. First of all is the new Theme. Its called Newswire, and it
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