America Trolls Trump
Despite all the favorable polls that SHOULD have indicated that Trump should have won the election, the American people had
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GrubHub Dun Goofed!
Yes the election was contentious, but people need to learn how to separate their emotions from business. The stupid CEO
Read MoreProgressivism Leading to Bankruptcy
CEOs who sacrifice themselves to give luxurious raises to employees in the name of income equality make Progressives and leftists
Read MoreSecurity Bigmouth Gets Half His Company Fired
I posted this a few days ago about Chris Roberts, a cyber snake-oil salesman who peddles Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
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Everything Wrong With Liberalism in One Tweet
Washington DC has some of the highest mandated minimum wage in the country, and they banned WalMart from opening a
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The Anti-Fracking Crowd Loves This Guy
This commercial is awesome. People who hate fracking for oil love blood oil from the Middle East.
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Pucker Factor Welding and Cutting
Watch these crazy bastards cut stuff off the mast of the John Hancock tower in Chicago. I used to be
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Weird Al Captures Every Corporate Mission Statement Evah
This is every management offsite meeting. Instead of having a three day offsite, corporate officers should just watch this video,
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Slow Blogging Cuz Life Changes!
Blogging has been a bit slow. I got a new job. When I’m not drinking from a firehose while I
Read MoreDude Dies in Fortune Cookie Machine
So, not so fortunate for this guy. Cops in Houston are still investigating why they had to scrape a mangled
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Obama Also Sucks as a Salesman
Of course Obama has never had a real job. And as much as he is completely unqualified to be a
Read MoreFlorida Grad Takes Job as Signpost
It’s tough to get a job in Obama’s economy. This man wears a cap and gown spinning signs for a
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Leftists Demand 3 Billion From Google
Leftists in San Francisco think that entrepreneurs are evil and dangerous. They demand Google pay them 3 Billion dollars so
Read MoreTree Doctor Should Try Welding Next
If you make a living climbing trees, it helps if you know how to operate a chain saw. This guy
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French Going Galt
Modern France was born into its socialist suicide pact with its hideous revolution. Now anyone with a brain is getting
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Eye of the Tiger: Performed by Dot Matrix Printer
For the first 6 months of my IT career, I ran around town to industrial spaces fixing gigantic dot matrix
Read MoreTennessee Auto Plant Rejects Unionization
Unions may have had a role to play in business at the turn of the 20th century. But since then,
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This is a Crappy Job
If you think your job sucks, think again: at least you're not this Cup O' Noodles mascot shoveling snow today.
Read MoreMike Rowe Teams With Walmart. For the Jobs
Mike Rowe should be President. At least he has a plan for bringing jobs back to America. Oh, and WalMart
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They Won’t Let Me Drive any More Boats
Dammit, I lost my job as a Harbor Master.
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This is Every Conference Call I’m On
It’s 2014. The telephone is still, somehow, the trickiest of our technologies.
Read MoreNeither Snow Nor Rain Nor Heat Nor Gloom of Night
DC postal workers are rejecting the Postman’s Motto. Too many unionized breaks and slow walking are forcing these government drones
Read MoreMartin Bashir is Unemployed. Will Defecate in Mouths for Food
Martin Bashir said on his show that Sarah Palin should have someone urinate on her and shit in her mouth
Read MoreWatch This Training Video for Dealing With Generation Gimme in the Workplace
If you don’t hire millennials, the Chicoms will take over.
Read MoreLooters Gonna Loot; Haters Gonna Hate
People on foodstamps are looters. They take money and things of value that they simply haven’t earned by the dint
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